You don't drink, don't smoke
When I saw you kneeling
There must be something inside
What do you do
Goody two, goody two
Or tell me who to eat with, sleep with
The subtle innuendos follow
Goody, goody two shoes
You don't drink, don't smoke
We don't follow fashion
Look out or they will tell you you're a superstar
There must be something inside
Send a treasure token, token
If the words unspoken get stuck in your throat
What do you do
Make sure they get your good side, good side
Pretending that you're Al Green, Al Green
Don't drink, don't smoke
What's wrong and what's right
Two weeks and you're an all time legend
Goody two, goody two
No one's gonna tell me
You don't drink, don't smoke
Goody, goody two shoes
What do you do
You don't drink, don't smoke
Or foul up on the big fight, big fight
You don't drink, don't smoke
Opening the eyeballs, eyeballs
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Write it on a pound note, pound note
The subtle innuendos follow
Goody two, goody two
So ev'ryone can take note, take note
Goody, goody two shoes
You know we're gonna set them, set them
Goody two, goody two
What do you do
Goody, goody two shoes
What do you do
Put on a little makeup, makeup
What do you do
That would be a joke
The subtle innuendos follow
If the words unspoken get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Crying words that you mean
I think the games have gone much too far