There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah
Who taught you?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Your sadistic suits my masochistic
But hey, your cat has got nine tails
Over my garage
You like to leave me lame
You have to be in charge
There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah
When an old lady got hit by a truck
Who taught you?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
You put my head into the stocks
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
There's a whipping post, a vertical beam
I can't thank her, my Sunday spanker
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
And then you, you went to choose a cane
There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah
I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
I payed a packet for a new straight jacket
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Describe the special punishment room
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
