Who taught you?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
I can't thank her, my Sunday spanker
You have to be in charge
But hey, your cat has got nine tails
Your sadistic suits my masochistic
I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes
There's a whipping post, a vertical beam
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Describe the special punishment room
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you?
When an old lady got hit by a truck
Over my garage
There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah
There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah
You like to leave me lame
There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
And then you, you went to choose a cane
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
You put my head into the stocks
I payed a packet for a new straight jacket
