Are no substitute for our rendezvous
If I strip for you, will you strip for me?
Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight
If I strip for you, will you strip for me?
I am not a man who believes in lies
Uh-huh-huh
If I strip for you, will you strip for me?
Please don't say a word I'll just slip away
We're just following ancient history
We're just following ancient history
We're just following ancient history
If you think it's cheap or a bit risky
Fold it nice and slow, throw it on the fire
Uh-huh-huh
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you, will you strip for me?
We're just following ancient history
If a pretty dress hides your true desire
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you, will you strip for me?
Like an octopus with big X-Ray eyes
It's at times like these the great Heaven knows
We're just following ancient history
So let's loosen up with a playful tease
If I strip for you, will you strip for me?
Be generous, I want it all tonight
We're just following ancient history
When it gets so hot the end of the day
You may find your clothes getting in the way
Uh-huh-huh
If I strip for you, will you strip for me?
Uh-huh-huh
If I strip for you, will you strip for me?
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you, will you strip for me?
All those sneaky looks gazing down on you
Or a mirrored room with a mirrored floor
Like all lovers did through the centuries
So let's loosen up with a playful tease
Like all lovers did through the centuries
Uh-huh-huh
Uh-huh-huh
If I strip for you, will you strip for me?
We don't need to see what the butler saw
We're just following ancient history
That we wish we had not so many clothes
