Opening the eyeballs, eyeballs
There must be something inside
Send a treasure token, token
Goody, goody two shoes
Write it on a pound note, pound note
When I saw you kneeling
What do you do
The subtle innuendos follow
Write it on a pound note, pound note
What do you do
Two weeks and you're an all time legend
There must be something inside
Goody, goody two shoes
You don't drink, don't smoke
Goody two, goody two
Goody two, goody two
You know we're gonna set them, set them
If the words unspoken get stuck in your throat
Or tell me who to eat with, sleep with
You don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Put on a little makeup, makeup
Send a treasure token, token
What do you do
Goody, goody two shoes
Or foul up on the big fight, big fight
Goody, goody two shoes
You don't drink, don't smoke
Pretending that you're Al Green, Al Green
So ev'ryone can take note, take note
Goody two, goody two
What do you do
Goody two, goody two
The subtle innuendos follow
Don't drink, don't smoke
Look out or they will tell you you're a superstar
You don't drink, don't smoke
What's wrong and what's right
You don't drink, don't smoke
Make sure they get your good side, good side
The subtle innuendos follow
Crying words that you mean
We don't follow fashion
If the words unspoken get stuck in your throat
No one's gonna tell me
What do you do
I think the games have gone much too far
That would be a joke