Let me save the little man from inside the boat
I said, "How you figure?", "My friends told me so"
Word to God, hon, I don't get down like that
This is how I represent over this here beat, talkin 'bout you
My mind was in a frenzy and a horny state
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
You could be my mama and I'll be your boy
They know the abstract is really soul on ice
(You couldn't relate)
You got B.B.D. all on your bedroom wall
Told you in the jam that we can get down
(You couldn't relate)
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
Street poetry is my everyday
Or we could do like Uncle L and swing an ep in my jeep
Keep it on the down, yo, we keep it discreet
I'll have you weak in the knees that you could hardly speak
Yo, I took you out
But I'm above the rim and this is how I ball
Starin' at your dome-piece, very strong
She simply said, "No", labelled me a hoe
I hate when silly groupies wanna run they yap
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
But yo, I gotta stop when you trot my way
Drive you insane, drive you up the wall
You can be a shorty in my ill convoy
A pretty little somethin' on the New York Street
Bust off on your couch, now you got semen's furniture
(It ain't nothin' nice)
Shorty, let me tell you about my only vice
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
But sex was on my mind for the whole damn route
Now I wanna pound the Putang until it stinks
See, I'm not the type to kid to have my biz in the streets
Let's say we get together by the end of the week
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
Name is Phife Dawg from the Zulu nation
Honey, check it out, you got me mesmerized
Let me hit it from the back, girl I won't catch a hernia
Take you on the ave and you buy me links
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
Original rude boy, never am I coy
But hon, you got the goods, like Madeline Woods
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
Not to come across as a thug or a hood
But I couldn't drop dimes 'cuz you couldn't relate
(It ain't nothin' nice)
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
The character is of men, never ever of mice
Now let's knock the boots like the group H-town
Aiyyo, my man Phife, dig it, he got somethin' to say
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
If my mom don't approve, then I'll just elope
If I was workin' at the club you would not pay
It has to do with lots of lovin' and it ain't nothin' nice
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
Shaheed, Phife and the extra P
Stronger than cries, stronger than Teflon
By the way, my name's Malik, the five-foot freak
Stretch out your legs, let me make you bawl
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
With your black hair and your fat-ass thighs
I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
Stacy, Philo, DJ and my man L.G.
Relax yourself girl, please settle down