She said, I'm sure we must be perfect for each other
The voice was husky and it sounded quite exciting
Two for the price of one"
Two for the price of one
We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
But they had nothing to say, at least not until the day
Why don't we meet for a chat, the three of us in my flat"
I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling
"If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
We're the answer if you feel blue so call us and get
Two for the price of one
Two for the price of one"
He read the matrimonial advertising pages
We're the answer if you feel blue so call us and get
"If you dream of the girl for you then call us and get
"If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
If you dream of the girl for you then call us and get
The cries for help from different people, different ages
Two for the price of one
When something special he read, this is what it said
I can't forget what I read, this is what it said
Two for the price of one
He said, "I read your ad, it sounded rather thrilling
We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
Two for the price of one"
Two for the price of one
With no romance in his life, sometimes he wished he had a wife
He called the number and a voice said "Alice Whiting"
He was amazed at his luck, the purest streak of gold he'd struck
