So I disarmed
There's too much Vaseline usage
(Victims of these classic boners)
The Oval Office ain't nothin' but a boot magnet
She was seated, legs long and slammin'
A hard man is good to find
You're a flabber man, I am a muscle man
And I heard Seth Lover? He got the wrong woodie
And asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch?
You're just a girlie flabber man, you hamster man
My hands shook, barrier's about to break
Figured there's no harm in it
(I'm coming)
Ain't the average boys who do this
There's too much butt-waxin', no
I heard Rob is frontin' like the Great Pumpin on the woodie
Spoken spasm of invasion inside of me
Put Serch on line two
Yo
Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard?
Yo Pete, I think you're in there man
And in the Oval Office, finally peace
I think you are my auntie
The Oval Office work is never done, never done
Yo move that thick body of yours
Your boy look like the Great Pumpkin
Then the summit rose, I get vetoed
The office flooded with the sex check suits
Door is opened, to office summoned
She attacked us
(Oh alright alright alright)
There's too much KY jelly
G'in, seein', have you playin' it like a diplomat
I have the woody man, I have
Mockneck or cactus?
Yes, yes, woodie, I've got the woody
Push my point across, firmly
You're finally in there, for the first time man
Secretary said
(Boots)
(That towel was related to my husband)
Yo let me tell you somethin' man, you're a girlie man
She got down to my knees and it spread
You're frontin' like you play the Pumpkin
Aiyyo Bush
And knockin' like we're knockin', boots
I've got the woodie and I'm gonna get the head
Oh, who locked the door?
Nah man
Aiyyo I'm serious man, did you have sex?
You keep minutes, I'll let you get second
(That towel was related to my husband)
Aiyyo I'm goin' home man
(That towel was related to my husband)
Prime Minister serve me, surely
You're a flabber man
Motions carried out, played it like Presidents
Deploy missiles of the MX variety
(Oh my goodness)
Open the door
Serch said, "Prime, let's do the three, the hard way"
And I poured the Scotch
We're audi like Elvis
Oval office opened, so let's begin
The principles of friction
(That towel was related to my husband)
(Surely, nyuk nyuk nyuk)
(That towel was related to my husband)
Move that thick white body
(That towel was related to my husband)
'Cause I am the man who is in the Oval Office
Meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis
Move your elbow, yo, you're not dickin' on me
It was you that did it
I heard Rob never got the wood
The meeting rotates
They got my head boss
Move your elbow, because I'm in there
He needs the positive, woodie
(Victims of these classic boners)
Aiyyo Serch you're in there man
(Victims of these classic boners)
Filet of sole on the Oval Office on a peanut butter leg
Presidential pardon, let me G yo
Aiyyo Pete man, let me in man
I'm here to get retarded yo, so step off
Nah I'm not holdin' the door to come in
Yo, yo move your, move your elbow
I'm a great man
With a treaty for disarmament
What's the Oval Office?
Lunch became filet of soul with tongue
I'm goin' home to tell my mother
I serve you with motion and doors open wider, coast in
I release my rebels, the onslaught ceased
Yeah, I reckon
Yo, put him on hold
Reception warm, not a handshake
(Victims of these classic boners)
I can feel it, you gotta understand see
That towel was related to my husband
We signed
Gotta understand the subject of the topic
Our permanent residence
Core proposal
This feeling's a function, so step to this
That towel was related to my husband
Close to close, but Pete freaked it anyway
'Cause I've got the woodie