Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest
You dirty bitch, get that weave out
She slayed me and all the boys, and even sucked our dick
Up came a spider looked up inside her
Bitch, check the weave that's in that lake
Jack got mad, kicked Jill, in the ass 'cause she couldn't make him cum
My mama and your mama was talkin' a little shit
Fucking this cutie pie
Little miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet
Said, "Hell, of a nigga am I"
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found
Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
Mama bear asked papa bear, could he eat her porridge
Jack and Jill, went up the hill to have a little fun
Humpty Dumpty, fell off the wall
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner
But before she got there she met this man
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair
Mix say, bitch, get that weave out
And said, "That pussy's wide"
The dog's on my ass and gettin' near
Just get down here on your knees and suck this bad ass dick"
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right
Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out
'Cause a hoe on the Ave. was sucking his balls
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
She sucked and fucked all the niggas around
Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again
With her legs gapped open wide
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
Papa bear said, "Shit bitch, you must think I'm sick
Bitch, get that weave out
So pull down your pants and give me some booty"
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
My mama called your mama a bulldaggin' ass bitch
I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit
That turned her hot ass out
Little Red Riding Hood, was on her way
To grandmother's house
Said, "Excuse me lady, I'm doin' my duty
