Pretty woman, you, you bring me down to the knees
Oh, pretty woman
Two-timin' woman that takes a load off my mind
Big hairy woman, come on in
Oh, two-timin' woman
'Cause you look like Cousin Itt
Big hairy woman, you need to shave that stuff
Two-timin' woman, girl, you know you ain't right
Ball-headed woman, you know, your hair could look nice
Oh, ball-headed woman
Two-timin' woman, you was out with my boy last night
Ball-headed woman, you got a teeny-weeny afro
Pretty woman, you make me wanna beg please
Big hairy woman, you know, I bet it's tough
Ball-headed woman, first you got to roll it with rice
Ball-headed woman, girl, your hair won't grow
And don't forget your ball-headed friend
Big hairy woman, all that hair, it ain't legit
This better than Rice-a-Roni
Hey, pretty woman, let the boys jump in
Ya know what I'm sayin'?
Here, lemme get this hunk o' beans for ya
Two-timin' woman, now I know the baby ain't mine
Big hairy woman
Ball-headed woman
