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...when she got a stick up her arse and married Richie, I believe... This video woulda been a whole lot funnier if when she'd toed the vaccuum with her thigh-high boot, it spit dirt back in her pinchy botoxed face... I like the Rolling Stone review of her new album, though; very fair, I thought.

ahahaha! russianroulette, tell us how you really feel. Just let it out...

That's right, she did marry Guy Richie. Accent by osmosis, I suppose...

I really need to look this album review up.

Im impressed that she can use the hoover

She took a class.

haven't you heard of the latest yoga/hoover/kismet/stripping class at Crunch? it's called Kaballah-Klean-Lean-Extreme... get with the times, guys... (ok maybe I'm taking this too far, I got out all my Madonna angst though)

AhahaHAhahAha! RRoulette that's hilarious!!

We call here 'Madge' in the UK. Even DJ's introduce her records on the radio as 'Here's the new single from Madge. / MADONNA hated her 'Madge' nickname - until her husband GUY RITCHIE revealed it's British shorthand for 'Your Majesty'. The American superstar moved to London to be with her film director spouse Ritchie in the late 1990s, and was annoyed when the local tabloid press began calling her Madge. Ritchie says, "Then someone told her it was an abbreviation of Your Majesty. Ever since, she's settled in quite nicely, that Madge."

Neill, you sure it's not shorthand for Mad Jen?

mollifire: I don't know about anyone else, but Madonna seems to have become full of herself. Imagine a woman from Detroit, Michigan with a British accent? And a faux accent at that! I imagine she parties with Gwyneth Paltrow? musikfriend

russianroulette - ahahhahaha! Dayum! Took me a min to recover from that one.

Neill - Wow, egomaniacs will believe anything. And, "Madge" might have beat out "vadge", which is synonymous with c-nt. :P

I guess if I had seen the videos she was referring to, I would have some reference. God, I hate that accent. Who is she? Eliza Doolittle?

Madonna does not NEED a Hoover, since she sucks to begin with.