Dear Jay-Z,

Thank you. Thank you for using the "Rump Shaker" sample in your new song. Thank you for getting "All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom in a boom boom!" stuck in my head all day Friday, and still now.

And I mean these thanks sincerely, because I totally seriously love love love that song forever. It takes me right back to the Beach Channel High School senior trip, January 1993. And it really should have been the prom song. I know you'd agree.

love*jane