I know that I can make you laugh / and I believe I know enough to make you cry / But I just can't make you fall for me / no matter how hard I try / On the day you first told me that you would be mine / I fell like a stone drunk from very great height / On the night I first held you so tight in my arms / like a constriction I fell hard for your charms / I fell like a thing that falls / And I crashed like a thing that crashes / I burned up like the kinda thing that burns down to the ground / and leaves nothing but an empty ole box of matches / I have been lonely and I have been alone / And I have been strung out waiting by the telephone / I want you, I want you on / I was ready to leave / going out with a big bang and my heart on my sleeve / I know that I can make you laugh / I believe I know enough to make you cry / But I just can't make you fall for me / no matter how hard I try / I cried like you hear a little baby cry / I was living life cross your heart and hope to die / I broke like the kinda thing that just can't bend / And it went on and on and on and on like the thing that just won't end / I know that I can make you….