MOG

If I can point to anything that has caused any hardships or conflicts thus far in my life it would be A)The cold, existential absence of God and, more importantly, B) the lack of spontaneus entrance music when I walk around in my apartment. Here are my top five songs to randomly pop out of the ether when I walk through doorways (matched up with their intended pants, for the sake of organization)

1. "Emblica Officinalis" MF Doom, 'Special Herbs 7, 8' - Long, Flowing Corduroys

2. "I Hate You", Monks, 'Black Monk Time'- Skin-Tight White Denim Jeans... possibly with velvet flares on the bottom.

3. "The Diff'rence"- J Dilla, 'Donuts'- Terri Cloth Men's Capri Pants

4. "Slow Bullet"- People Under the Stairs, 'The Next Step'- paper kilt (paper bag)

5. "Let Me Do My Thing"- People's Choice, Soul Jazz Record's 'Philidalphia Roots'- Loose Fitting Dockers composed entirely of raw meat strips (discontinued style -check your second hand stores!)

Cheers