"Miss Toilet Slave"

Megacolon, a hidden track on Fischerspooner's classic debut #1 ("Says who?" - "Me."), is lyrical genius. It's an entertaining read, though I highly suggest this disc is added to the collection. Look for the third full-length coming out soon...Moaning and a heaving on a hot sticky can I'm craving chocolate Ex-Lax and my GE fan I'm tagging on the wall how I got in this jam It said MSG money, Margaritas and my man Storing up my supper, Coffee and my snacks The shit's piling up, Kinda feels like a cramp Instant relief is what I need to ease The megacolon that's inside of me Nightmares of my dinner at the China Doll Thinking about my wardrobe gonna get at the mall TV Guide, Cosmo, I'm running out of mags And I just smoke a pack of my cool fags Finger in my hole, Getting into the dig There's cum stain on my panties, And jizz in my wig My man calls me cherry, Thinks I'm uptight But I'm gonna blow him off Cause I'm dynamite She's Sandra H, not Sandra D And my Lady's Y-Von standing next to me She said: "Holy shit," I said: "Yes that is it," Now Megacolon is a big, big hit Megacolon Thinking about my man It really make me sick The shit got soft, steamy slick It came out in a blast that was really foul Forget the white cloud I need the bounty towel I need a new life, I gotta reform, I can't take my strife In this thunderstorm I gotta be strong, gotta be brave Don't wanna bear the title: "Miss Toilet slave." I'm Sandra H, not Sandra D With my Lady Y-von standing next to me We are five white girl, Ruling in New York City Our rhymes are tough But our faces are pretty We were hanging out in bars, Looking for a groom, When we met each other in the ladies room She said: "Holy shit," I said: "Yes that is it," Now Megacolon is a big, big hit. Megacolon Fly white girls rollin in New York City Fly white girls rollin in New York City Fly white girls rollin in New York City Fly white girls rollin in New York City Fly white girls rollin in New York City Fly white girls rollin in New York City