The folks over at "Idolator":http://www.idolator.com/tunes/van-halen/david-lee-roth-says-ok-to-summer-getaway-with-the-van-halen-family-231261.php reminded me this morning that David Lee Roth is going back on the road with Van Halen this summer.So, I can't figure this out, but for a couple minutes I actually cared. And I'm not even much of a Van Halen fan. Sure, Van Hagar was technically my first concert experience back in high school, but that was during the two months I was actually a fan.No, it must have been some kind of subconscious desire to hear the songs of my youth, like "Panama." Actually, I never listened to "Panama" as a kid. I was too busy listening to stuff even worse than that: Phil Collins. Fuck that pop-metal shit, I wanted to hear some "Sussudio."Maybe I just want to get the concert tour over with, so those 40-something VH fans working as night managers at your local grocery store can stop talking about how bad-ass it would be to have DLR back in the band. Well, there you go guys, now shut the hell up. I can't wait to see Dave try one of his infamous jump-kicks, shattering his fragile hip. That might just be something to see.