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Jacknife Lee - Get Your 9lb Cock On 2:17

made your own player, how very cool. What where's the FF and rew and time, come on!

;^)

I didn't make it technically but I figured out how to use it.  I can't live without it.  I could've used one of the ones with the stats but it was above my head.  I'm not that cool.

(does the cabbage patch)

This is some crazeee shiznit!! Diggin it!

I like to image your cartoonish Devo guy doing the cabbage patch.  That would make a great video to accompany the song.

I should try to animate that toon sometime.

The picture brings home the funk as well. Stupendellar!

Oh and by "image" I meant "imagine".  That's what happens when you start drinking, listening to music, then making a player, writing a post, and then commenting.  Dude do it.  That toon would be dope yo.

Ill try to when I get some time. As I wrote this The Buggles "Video Killed The Radio Star" just came on. Loved the video for that!

You just made a player! The offhanded ways you geniuses toss this shit off scares me. Popeye's gonna make a major video, Sam makin' players, while I'm writing MOG obits..Oy vey. I gotta get me some schoolin'

Cody the man is the definition of funk.  And not the depression or awesomeness definition. 

Popeye I hear you on the wireless.  That video ignites electricity in my brain.

Oh shoot you commented while I was commenting Cody.  You're the bringer of bad news and I'm the bearer of bad funk.  We all gotta play a role.  Is it me or was today surreal?  I think it's because it's Friday the 13th.

very cool and very funky. I have to admit I am a closet Tom Jones fan

I often like to think he's singing "He's a Lady" to suit my brain.  He's pretty cool.  Someone in his camp gets him to collaborate with some really cool people.  Plus he still gets panties thrown at him on stage.  The man is hot uncomfortable sex.

When is hot sex uncomfortable..........

When you add a couple of donkeys.  Then Tom Jones kneels down on his knees and starts sucking my dick. My son and daughter rip each others clothes off while my wife starts eating Tom Jones's ass. A black midget with an eyepatch jumps into the scene, with a sparkler sticking out of his schlong. He starts juggling apples, my son is pissing on my daughter, who masturbated herself into an orgasmic fury, Tom Jones shat out corn-riddled feces all over my wife's face, and I came at least 1-liter of cum all over everyone.

Then the agent says, "That's great, what do you call that act?"

I said, "The Aristocrats!"

By the way I will not dare you to tell me that comment is awful. :)

I am too busy touching myself right now to tell you its awful

uhm...............the aristocrats?

I will never be able to unread what you just wrote Sam. O_o

Now, I'm usually the type to take up a dare, but that remix is amazingly not awful. Very funky fresh.

Sure the comedians comedian joke.  The documentary was heelarious.  Bob Saget probably told the worst version.

I'd like to comment but even though the button indicates it is playing, I don't hear a sound.  Your 'personal' player is going great though.

Have you heard, Tom Jones' rendition of Prince's Kiss? Sorry but you DO NOT touch Prince's music. I do like Tom Jones and I appreciate the effort but PLEASE I pray he never touches his music again. I laughed my butt off when I first heard this!

I LOVED "The Aristocrats"! I saw it in the theater when it came out & then saw it when it came out on video. Tff! And Bob Saget's version is hysterical, it's so dirty!

Btw, I do enjoy Tom, he's da bomb! Sorry Serenity but his version of "Kiss" is killer, especially when it's a collab w/the awesome british group Art Of Noise! Tom has his own funk & groove he gives to the song.

I love Tom Jones and Art of Noise but I am highly biased because I am a Prince fanatic who has issues when other artists cover Prince's music. I know I am wrong and I know it is actually not a bad recording but that is me! 8) I love my Princey POO POO too much! (^_) - I am really laughing at myself now!

tom jones + black betty = legendary.

aristocrats was a movie that i was told to watch alone. i did, and was glad no one else was in the room to be offended! my favorite (um can i even say that) was the south park version

Serenity I too am a Prince fanatic, I probably have 10 of his albums(which probably isn't all that much considering how many he's put out). It used to bother me when my fave artists would get covered by a 'lesser' artist. But the older I've gotten the less it bothers me. One of my fave Prince covers is 'Raspberry Beret' by The Hindu Love Gods, who was Warren Zevon & REM w/o Michael Stipe. It's a rockin' song, I love it. You can hear it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV7vT1q-LkY if the vid doesn't come through here:

Samtheartist I forgot that there was a Southpark segment in "The Aristocrats"! I love me some Southpark, they are so wonderfully VULGAR! I own the first 8 seasons on dvd.

"When you add a couple of donkeys.  Then Tom Jones kneels down on his knees and starts sucking my dick. My son and daughter rip each others clothes off while my wife starts eating Tom Jones's ass. A black midget with an eyepatch jumps into the scene, with a sparkler sticking out of his schlong. He starts juggling apples, my son is pissing on my daughter, who masturbated herself into an orgasmic fury, Tom Jones shat out corn-riddled feces all over my wife's face, and I came at least 1-liter of cum all over everyone.

Then the agent says, "That's great, what do you call that act?"

I said, "The Aristocrats!""

SAM, YOU ARE SCARING ME. PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU WERE DRUNK WHEN YOU WROTE THIS.

Oh well, you'll get an Oscar for it anyway...

Dale may it forever be burned into your retina. :)

levek I do it for you guys.

Serenity his "Kiss" is pretty craptacular but I love it.  The man has nerves of steel.  I wonder how Prince did feel about it. 

August I loved the Aristocrats too.  My wife hated it.  I really liked hearing all the various comedians that they got.  It wasn't just a group of people from a certain time or area.  Saget's was the most disgusting.  I like the Raz video.  I didn't know such a thing existed.

Sam I forgot about the South Park version too.  That was heelarious!

Anna I was drunk and technically I copied and pasted it from somewhere and stuck Tom Jones in it.  I think if I tried harder I could get more vulger and disgusting but I was kind of in a hurrry.

Your version of Random Rules.

I like it.  And a nice picture of Tom Jones too.  Score.

ho's it goin' , fisty??

It's going.  I'm just starting a new work schedule that I like much more.  Life could be better but I can't complain.  I have internet!

aaaaaaaaaawwwwesome