"...L M N O ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..."

We'll be missing yARRRRR Sam... Best raise THARRRR mast afore ye walk THARRRRR plank ;)

Can't go wrong with Tom Waits... think he was a pirate in a past life, in fact I am almost certain !!!

Arr...a good choice indeed...arrr

I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs, so c'mon, lad, & shiver me timbers!

(hARRRRRdy hARRRRR hARRRRR)

Hat and beard. Yarrrrr.

And me eye patch too ye scrurvy dog! I'm off now to Arrrrrrbys!!! If I be not back by Thurrrsday then check for me in Davy Jones's Lockerrr!

Happy (harpy?) TLAPD!

Harpy... ar

that was supposed to be...

har har har P.- )

Fisty La Spume is the perfect pirate name - especially if the pirate in question is wearing a salmon-colored puffy hat.

Arrrr, so it be Talk Like A Pirate Day, ye say? About these parts, we be calling that Tuesday. Filthy landlubbers, needing one day to talk like a pirate, yarrrr!

I think a little New York Dolls may be in order then..."Pirate Love"?

I have to go find it now.

Dont forget to shop at the store all pirates shop at............

TAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH - ET

Ivylander: Fisty La Spume! Ha! - I like it. I think that's going to be your new name from now on Sam.

arrrr ye can talk like a ship's mate a day earrrrly, so long as ye don't sing any christmas tunes yet.

This here thread is rated...Aaarrrrrrr!

I wish I could take credit for the name, but somebody else came up with it.

This is one of my favorite SNL skits! Peace, Bonnie Hattie Bones

I posted this in I am's post, but it's a very piratey song (but not video).

YARR! I find a computer here at the Pirates Cove and I see many a matey. Hope you got that poop deck swabbed ye scabs!

Ahoy! Seems many a scabborous maties hast landed on ye fine postie. Here to wishing ye a smooth horizon, shiny swag, and many a fiery pint o'grog!

Cheers and salutations on here fine day!

Ambra the Dreadful

what kind of socks does a pirate wear?

arrrrrrrrgyle.

That be true matey! Me favorite robot also be ARRRR2D2!!!

I feel like a wet bilge rat wit not but my tail to keep me company.

Sam had I known you posted Talk Like a Pirate Day I would have steered clear. Anyway Happy TLAPD to ye.

Here's the lingo I posted.

To splice the mainbrace = celebrate with some strong drink

To scrub round = means to skimp on something

A right hard horse = tough guy

No room to swing a cat = it means small space (the cat refers to a cat’ o nine tails)

I’m drinking with Jimmy Woods = means to drink alone

Remember the Birkenhead = it’s a cry of encouragement

Poodle faking = checking out the lasses

To see how the land lies = Looking for promising conditions

Oldster = more than 4 years of service

Black’s the white of my eye = a plea of innocence

Bung up and bilge free = a position for relaxing ie. taking a nap

To bring by the lee = to be surprised

poodle faking, hmmm. What is checking out the laddies? Dachshund faking, perhaps?

Poodle faking is one of my stock phases. I try to work it in to everyday conversation.

I think "Dachshund faking" would work for the ladies.

I knew someone read this stuff. Here to you amber and perseverance.

This is a bit late, but absolutely necessary for completeness. Yes, there is a character called Master Bates. Seaman Staines is an urban myth.

tooo funny

thanks for the laugh

LOL yeah, too funny.

beware of quay curs and mind the wenches. (:

this is a gRRRRReat post. never heard the tom waits tune b4, the video was fun too. also liked those toons, max. great stuff.

now a bad joke & a bad song

have you seen the picture of the pirate dictionary floating around the Internet?

A-Q is one inch wide S-Z is one inch wide RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR is ten inches wide

OH manoman. Scurvy Pirates are cool. Thanks for posting. This post really took off. I wish I had been here for most of it. Here's a joke for you.

What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty!

hahahahah that’s quite good, man. i know what you mean. im having quite a busy weekend reforming my sister’s apartment (replying to this at 7:30 in the morning). have a good sunday, buddy.