Today I went to work at my new job only to find out that I don't go to work at my new job until tomorrow. Though I am happy to have one more day off, it's made me mopey. Because now I have to deal with having a nervous stomach tomorrow too. Therefore, today's song of the day is Bobby Bare, Jr., as Bare Jr., with "Why Do I Need A Job?"Oh, but my situation is not his situation. If only.Why do I need a job, why do I need a jobI feel so free, I got nowhere to beSo why so I need a jobI once worked for an old bastardWho always pushed me to work fasterHe made fun of meCause my hair was greenHe tried to stick his hands into my jeansMy girlfriend is a stripper in AbileneShe likes me to stay home and watch TVShe pays for my food,She likes to be rudeShe undresses her friends for meWhy do I need a job, why do I need a jobIt's so cool to have nothing to doSo why so I need a jobI dont have a clueWhat I wanna doMaybe I could inventSomething coolOr I could do timeFor committing a crimeThen sue for a millionOr twoI traded my car for a vanFilled it with gas, guitars and this bandThey pay us with beer,We stole all this gearSo why dont y'allGive us a handWhy do I need a job, why do I need a jobThe hours are great, I'm never lateSo why so I need a jobWhy do I need a job, why do I need a jobWe play too loud, there's never a crowdOh why do I need a job