Random Thoughts to Survive by:

*Culture*:*Ten Second Shakespeare: _Twelfth Night_*:"My brother's dead, I'm living in disguise in an enemy country, and I think the Duke wants to sodomize me."_David G. Bell_*Philosophy*:Who would speak truth should have one foot in the stirrup._church reader board, Dunwoody GA_*Humanity*:If you take in a starving dog off the street, and feed him, and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.This is the principle difference between a dog and a man._Mark Twain_*English as a National Language*:The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary._James Nicoll_ ("*available printed on t-shirts, coffee mugs and tote bags":http://www.cafepress.com/jdnicoll*)*Reality*:No use looking for the answers when the questions are in doubt._Fred leBlanc, Cowboy Mouth; *The Love of My Life*_