Gives the kids free samples,Because he knows full wellThat today's young innocent facesWill be tomorrow's clientele..."Well, here's an example off the web of doing well by doing good.
We all know that many people have self-image problems and turn to plastic surgery.
But some cosmetic surgeries are sort of expensive.
So along comes "*MyFreeImplants.com*":http://myfreeimplants.com, and offers to make the conection between girls who think they would look better with enormous hooters, and -perverts- philathropists who want to help them out.

C**** had her breast augmentation procedure on December 13th, 2006. Chele went with 600cc saline implants, which brought C**** up from a 32A to a 40D.

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So you sign up with "*MyFreeImplants.com*":http://myfreeimplants.com (as Anna Russell once remarked in the middle of her narration of one ot the more ...unlikely... parts of the Wagner's *Ring Cycle*, "I'm not making this up, you know!), and, if you're a girl, you send photos of yourself almost wearing something which shows off the part(s) of your upper body you wish were larger.
If you're a guy, you send money, and part of it goes to pay for bigger boobs for the girl(s) of your choice. (See Below for a description of what the -horndogs- benefactors get.)

Benefactors

As a member of the MyFreeImplants website you have direct access to contact the many girls that are seeking help in achieving the physical appearance that they have long desired.
Once you create your account you can choose to buy message credits in several denominations. When you use your credits to send messages to the ladies they earn credit towards their procedures. You can buy credits for as low as $1.20. In addition, you have the option to signup for a monthly membership that gives you 5 message credits per month along with unrestricted access to over 1000 ladies profiles.
In addition to the unrestricted access to all of the female profiles

you can also help the ladies by:Sending a direct donation to her for her procedurePurchase message credits that allow you to send messages to the ladiesPurchase any personal products the ladies may have for saleReceive custom photos of your favorite girls (you may even request specific outfits)

What a great idea!
Almost as good as "*Ed Powers'*":http://www.edpowers.net/ *Dirty Debutantes* series!
(I blurred out the faces of the pictures and "bleeped" the name because of possible copyright issues; they're unmodified on the site itself.)