I Love Death Metal Band Names
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Just saw an interesting concert announcement and I had to make the MOG community aware of it. Arriving May 26 and 27 to Sonar in Baltimore, MD...it's the Maryland Deathfest!Yes, that's actually what it's called, and yes, it promises fun for the whole family. As I was looking over the stellar artist lineup, I couldn't help but marvel at the immense creativity that went into naming some of these bands. It's a toss-up: I can't decide whether they're morbidly hilarious, or hilariously morbid. But with so many artists in attendence, who are you going to see? Well, if you miss Metallica's early thrash metal roots, make sure you check out Pig Destroyer, not to mention Cock and Ball Torture. My grandmother highly recommends Nunwhore Commando 666's live show. I've also heard a lot of good things about Putrid Pile.And let's not forget-- direct from Japan-- the ensemble known simply as: Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in the Dilapidation.I wish I were making these up.And in case you thought the Deathfest hadn't brought in enchanting acts in previous years...well, then clearly you're unfamiliar with Amoebic Dysentery, Scum Bitch, Artery Eruption, Pungent Stench, and Commit Suicide.Disclaimer: In this post, I made no dilineations between death metal, grindcore, black metal, thrashcore, or whatever genres these bands like to rope themselves into. Also, I reserved the right to laugh hysterically at your hilariously bad band name, if you had one.For more laughs, go here: http://www.supremebrutality.com.
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