"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" vs. The Maryland Deathfest

Ah, the Maryland Deathfest. I refer, of course, to the three-day death metal festival (guaranteed to be as festive as death itself) held each May at Sonar in Baltimore, MD. Oh, how it inadvertantly brings me such fine entertainment year in and year out.First, the motto: "Supreme Annihilation." Sounds like a swingin' night on the town, am I right? Too bad I was promised the exact same thing at Deathfest '07. Granted, I was relatively obliterated by the extreme levels of metalitude then. But supremely annihilated? Ha! Hardly.And the band names? Always a joy to read. This year they were so colorful that I simply couldn't resist Madlibbing them. And what better Madlib to do than "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"? Do enjoy.

Picture yourself in a Infected Malignityon a river,With Waco Jesus trees and PhobiaskiesSomebody calls you, you Squash Bowelsquite Deranged,A girl with Fuck...I'm Dead eyes.Cellophane Flesh Parade of Repulsionand green,Decrypt over your head.Impaled for the girl with the Ingrowingin her eyes,And she`s gone.The Arson Project in the sky with Behold...theArctopus...The Arson Project in the sky with Behold...theArctopus...The Arson Project in the sky with Behold...theArctopus...Follow her down to a Gruesome Stuff Relishby a fountainWhere rocking horse Macabre eat Monstrositypies,Everyone Defeated Sanity as you BloodDuster past the flowers,That Nuclear Assault so incredibly high.Newspaper Martyr appear on the shore,Waiting to take you away.Climb in the back with your Hellnationin the clouds,And you`re gone.Picture yourself on a train in a Sublime CadavericDecomposition,With Engorged porters with looking glass CoffinsSuddenly someone is there at the turnstile,The girl with Fuck...I'm Dead eyes.The Arson Project in the sky with Behold...theArctopus...The Arson Project in the sky with Behold...theArctopus...The Arson Project in the sky with Behold...theArctopus....

More info and unintentional laughs can be had at the Deathfest's website, which is quite matter-of-factly located at http://www.supremebrutality.com.