doughnutman

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Voting
over 4 years ago

Do not forget to register to vote.http://www.headcount.org/Major props to Obama for sweeping the Potomac Chesapeake Crab Cake Primaries. (McCain gets a little prop because he didn't face any real competition.)

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It is over
over 4 years ago

The world ended as you knew it. Have a nice day.

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vote
over 4 years ago

if you live in :AL AK AZ ARCA CO CT DE GA ID IL KS MA MNMO NJ NM NY ND OK TN or UTThen don't forget to vote!

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you've got to let her out
over 4 years ago

Dear Chris Brown,I received a distress call from a woman who will remain nameless who is begging you to let her out of your chest. Please for the love of God let her out, she is tired of providing your body with blood. You have money and cars you should be kind and sensible and release her. How did you get her there in the first place?Respectfully,Doughnutman

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A distraction.
over 4 years ago

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A letter to Carrie Underwood
over 4 years ago

Dear Mrs. Underwood,Your boyfriend was actually with me getting you flowers and food to prepare a dinner for the two of you. He wanted to be a surprise for you. You ruined his vehicle for no reason. In fact he will be suing to recoup the damages to the vehicle, mental anguish and for punatative damages. You should be more careful with other people's property.Sincerely,Doughnutman

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Lo Flow
over 4 years ago

Dear Flo,What flavor birthday cake did she have that was so damn good? Where did she get them from? How about you be nice and share? Thanks,Doughnutman

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I'll give it to you
about 5 years ago

Dear Timbaland,As you so proudly pointed out, I'm just a piano man, but I don't think it is that bad. I mean, Billy Joel is the piano man and, well, he has sold 79.5 million albums. How many platinum albums do you have? That is right, one. I'll stick with the piano man, thank you very much.Yours,Doughnutman

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A letter to Avril Lavine
about 5 years ago

Dear Avril Lavigne,Guess what, babe? He is not all that into you. You should really consider moving on and finding another guy.He is flattered that you think he looks good but he doesn't care. I am glad you think you are great and his girlfriend is lame. Well guess what? You shouldn't date her! He is the one dating her and he obviously likes her more then you or else he would be dating you.Your fr

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If I could
about 5 years ago

I was unable to acquire satisfaction. Here is a list of things I was able to acquire: 1. Appreciation 2. Idaho 3. Gold medal 4. Ice cream 5. Fruitcake 6. Toothpaste 7. Dictionary 8. Congratulations 9. A Hickey 10. A Forest-green beret

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