McLusky "Collagen Rock"

Every town has that guy. You know him. He's pretty fun to watch at the bar or at other peoples parties. He looks like a bloated,beat up Colin Farrell,Smells like whiskey,cigarettes and...something else.He's loud,animated and will say obscene things that make you blush to that cuteish,quiet girl that works at the book store.(you'll find out later she slept with him the next night)He may start fights or try to steal the phone, but all will be forgiven in 48 hours because... well,he's that guy.This song is what it sounds like in his head.