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Britney Spears Tests Positive For Amphetamines

Posted over 2 years ago
Britney Spears got her drug test results back today - POSITIVE! Positively amped on amphetamines according to the tests. Her handlers may try to justify the results by blaming her asthma inhaler or her use of Provigil for narcolepsy. But, neither contain meth, so she's going to have to try harder than that. Or just simply give up. No one wants her to raise children at this point (wow - Kevin Federline, model parent. Who would have guessed?) and most people probably don't care what drugs she's taking anymore. But if you're in the Hollywood area and need to score some speed, now you know who's got it. And judging from her recent performances and video from her new album, she needs it. The girl slept through those moves like a zombie.Dirt compliments of NMEGimme More (The Way I Are & Sexy Back Remix) :

Comments (3)

  1. indiepixie says intriguing remix. makes me strangely start to gag..... :)
    Permalink posted 11/13/2007
  2. Augusts1 says Oh & Britney also tested positive for STUPIDITY! heh
    Permalink posted 11/14/2007
  3. TroyPowers says Britney's a narcoleptic? Well, that explains EVERYTHING!
    Permalink posted 11/14/2007

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