50 ways to leave your lover?
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Ok....Paul Simon listed these for us....You just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy. Hop on the bus, Gus Drop off the key, Lee..
.......now...and this is the embarrassing part........I looked it up one time & decided to memorize all fifty ways. I was a big hit at parties an all.....standing in the corner & displaying my long memory..... ..but I haven't thought about it in a long time & now i can't remember them all anymore!!! I remember......Head out to Rio, Leo. Get on your bike, Mike. Get an attorney, Ernie.......and thats it!!! I'm drawing a blank! Can anyone help?
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"Kiss my aura, Dora"??
oh.......that was Zappa. sorry.
"Fly like the Baron, Erin" ... my personal fave.
I think that was one of them though....Maybe Zappa was making oblique reference. You know ole Frankie.
Kick her in the Bottom, Saddam!
Lock her in the John, Juan!
Move out of her 'hood, Mahmoud!
Why dontcha just leave, Steve?
Hitch the dogs to the sled, Fred??
Take her out of your will, Bill?
Infumford: that vid could be called
Fifty ways to wince, Vince!
Nail her heart with a stake, Jake!
Get on a jet, Brett
It' not you, it's meee! I'M the one who thinks you are so unattractive!
haha! If it makes you feel any better, you are the ugliest girl Ive ever slept with! What does that say about your personality? Haha!
....sorry, that clip was funny/terrible.
How about:
"Shove a skewer deep into her brain, Dane"
write a lengthy and pathetic email ...dale.
im not good at this.
its the thought that counts Sam
everyone's against me today?
????????Why would u ask such a question Andrea?
I'm sorry.....this has been such a crappy day all around. You know those days when everything just keeps feeling wrong and sad and that one more little thing will set you over the edge? (In my case that means assuming the fetal position and crying but I can't do that at work).
Maybe I will write a post about that.
Sorry, Jeff! This is a fun idea for a post---disregard any negativity, please!
Sick a dog on the bones Jones??
take a long trip, Skip
Be bad in bed, Ned!!
LMAO! (good one Deb)
Thank you sir bones. I've got a whole suitcase full.