So, Why do you want to be a rapper, son? Oh, You been shot? Why didn't you say so? Come in here dear boy have a cigar, we're gonna go far.

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So, Why do you want to be a rapper, son? Oh, You been shot? Why didn't you say so? Come in here dear boy have a cigar, we're gonna go far.

Posted about 1 year ago

Artist:
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Tim Fite
Track:
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I've Been Shot

Now you know I'm not cynical. I would ??never?? suspect an artist of padding their ??resumes?? for PR purposes.It just isn't done.

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Bartleby says I guess these days being shot (by that I don't mean having your portrait taken by Annie Leibovitz) is a requisite for many careers including in politics.

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scotfree says There's soooo much shootin' goin' ahn here, I thinks ya outta dub it "wild west rap"! YEE_HAW!!!

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Bartleby says Incidentally, what are those tortoises doing there?

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deadmandeadman says Fred and Irma sit there and enjoy whatever I play on the stereo. (I swear they try to get up and leave if I sing!)

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deadmandeadman says This one's for you Scotty,
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Bartleby says You mean that a cowboy doesn't just tend to cattle?

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deadmandeadman says Are you kidding? There's drinkin' & fightin' & foot-stompin' music, & drinkin' & swearin' & pattin' yer buddy's bum & drinkin'....."Oh no I've said too much, I haven't said enough. Consider this the slip that brought me to my knees....." I thought that I heard you laughing!

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Bartleby says I must confess my vision of cowboys got quite a kick in the saddle after I saw "Brokeback Mountain" -- There were guns all right but they were aimed at what?

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Spike says Have they told you that the Turtles are under-rated? I enjoyed your Tim Fite cut. He's got the right name.

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deadmandeadman says Michael, Hie ye out and acquire the DEADWOOD first season.

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scotfree says Hot damn Jeffey, I's riled up 'n ready ta plug sumpin'.

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dermahrk says One of my greatest disappoints is that rappers are not BETTER shots. What's with all the wounding? Go for the head. Go for the head.

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TylerDurden says head shots indeed! Jeff -> it's a good career move he says! hysterical. just shoot me in the leg one time, I might make it multi-platinum. "All good rapper's get shot by guns?!" I guess my extensive nail-gun wounds don't get my anything.

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