Chris Smither.
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While driving home from work today i picked up a desperate looking hitch-hiker & what a strange tale she told. She said she's been held against her will & forced to wash & groom the eyebrows of an eccentric recluse. Forced to listen to a most ungodly amalgamation of musical styles 24/7. She said there were many girls being held thusly......Some were well fed for when the master wanted a chubby girl rubbing his feet....some were near starved.....All were forced to act as though the master was the greates man since Kim Ill jung II when in his presence, complimenting his mane & tastes in music.
...I mentioned that i may know a man in Rumford who may be able to help.....She jumped from the moving car.
........Chris Smither, by the way, Covering little feat....How can you go wrong
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An eyebrow has been raised - that is not a good sign
It is all those wonderful attributes you have enumerated wihich have drawn my bevy of worshipful acolytes to bow before me in supplication and to offer up what fruits they may.
Remember - man who goes to bed with itchy ass, wake up with stinky finger...
I was wondering where she had gotten off to.
Rummy, you better be giving all of them fair attention and sustenance.
I don't know what possessed you, but great, funny post!
What kind of hydraulic system is required to raise those eyebrows?