HOW DO I SAY THIS SO NO ONE IS OFFENDED, (the music on the other hand should offend everyone)

Posted about 4 years ago
To All My Democrat Friends: Thx to Ron D. Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. To My Republican Friends:Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Comments (21)

  1. ROCKNROLLPIMP says HAHAHAHA BEST GODDAMNED POST OF THE YEAR hey where is mt independent/green bud party wish?
    Permalink posted 12/20/2007
  2. RobP says As neither Republican nor Democrat, I am totally offended or not at all by the above post, depending on whether what I am is more or less sensitive than whichever group you may consider me part of. And so is Lola.
    Permalink posted 12/20/2007
  3. debi says Speaking as a tree hugging liberal commie hippie..who also happens to be a former soccer mom....married to a Republican....I laughed out loud at this post. Thanks - humor is what makes us all the same:)
    Permalink posted 12/20/2007
  4. Bartleby says Is that you in the snow, Santa?
    Permalink posted 12/20/2007
  5. Lester Jonze says Damn secular progressives.
    Permalink posted 12/20/2007
  6. scotfree says I must say, I have labored quite diligently to reach a point where my wife and I have simultaneously virtually ignored the "holiday" season. That you would interrupt this bliss with your message of goodwill is, well, heartwarming. Merry Christmas to U2
    Permalink posted 12/20/2007
  7. FastRMacR says Here's to 3 more feet of snow for you to shovel!! fab muzac :)
    Permalink posted 12/20/2007
  8. chucky says You too, all of the above :)
    Permalink posted 12/20/2007
  9. deadmandeadman says RobP, I always thought so, but I never suspected Lola! Debi, humor is my sword and my shield. Pimp! Thanks. I got the green bud. I'm not sure about the rest. Bartleby, yes that's me (santa) Lester, they're all over the place! They're as bad as the culture warriors! Scottfree, yeah, well, you know, Merry Goo Year! FastRmacR, thanks alot, buddy! Chucky! Good to hear from you. Merry Christmas to all!
    Permalink posted 12/20/2007
  10. dharmachris says aw yeah thats good stuff! And to you as well my Republican friend! Happy Christmakwanzakah! ~jrWDKUpOkHK.mp3~
    Permalink posted 12/20/2007
  11. zarpex says Season's Greetings -- And Our Best Wishes for a Happy New Year From all the hardworking employees at Virgin-Whore Consolidated Industries.
    Permalink posted 12/20/2007
  12. dermahrk says A great post! Merry Christmas to you and yours, too.
    Permalink posted 12/21/2007
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  14. dermahrk says Did someone say donuts?
    Permalink posted 12/21/2007
  15. vannatta says LOL!!! ...dude that post is awesome...
    Permalink posted 12/21/2007
  16. TylerDurden says you politically corrected me off my soapbox DM...good tune... Merry Christmas to you and yours...
    Permalink posted 12/21/2007
  17. contrabandwidth says As for your post I think that...aw hell with it, it's Christmas! Merry Christmas to you and yours! :)
    Permalink posted 12/21/2007
  18. Cody B says Merry Christmas DMDM..you joy bringer,you.
    Permalink posted 12/21/2007
  19. FastRMacR says I share your shovel DM! That's a fine piece of handwroter - I actually share your sentiments. I only seek the (middle) fence to pitch the snow my friend - I'm an 'old' dem who's not seeing the point of affiliation anymore. (I'm disillusioned). I think the same holds true of any good - thinking- rep. Both our party values have been lost in a mire of insanity. I'm amazed that we're being barraged with politics during the holidays; they're starting earlier with the home-invasive tv ads and ruining my yuletide. (They're burying both of us and we don't have enough shovels)! Anyway - thanks for your post. A Merry Happy Crimble to you and yours. Peace and goodwill! Would you like a little Jameson with your hot cocoa? :p
    Permalink posted 12/21/2007
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