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I'm having one of those moments where I'm feeling really creative but only half inspired. It's like there's a really cool Idea about to manifest but it's stopped halfway like an intuerrupted sneeze leaving me slightly bewildered with an odd expression on my face. I wish I could just stick a chopstick up my nose and unblock my brain. At least I think thats how it works. Maybe I'm getting it confused with frontal lobotomy which is pretty much the opposite of what I need right now. Anyway if and when it happens I'll write a really cool post about it. While were waiting here's some CKY for ya
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Dr. Dave says:
They use to shove the lobotomy needle through the eyelid. Ya oughta be alright goin' through the nose. Hey buddy!
Hey Dave, Good to know that, I'd hate to be sticking needles in my eye and accidentally lobotomize myself!
Did a few needles in my day. Glad it didn't take. All I needed was another habit. How ya doin.?
Anyway, at this point, who we kiddin'? What difference could it possibly make? :-)
Um fine. Well not so much fine as fucked. Had an easy couple days in Montana and the District Manager was there. So tuesday night he invites me and my buddy tyler out to the hotel bar with him and his wife. Started innocently enough with a couple glasses of scotch. Then somebody, I think it was me, ordered a round of duck farts. After that there was a round of liquid cocaines. Long story short we went back to my room and drank a fifth of rum sevral beers and a bottle of wine. I have video of the DM's wife riding my skateboard up and down the hotel hallway at 3 in the morning. Yep we had some fun! Course that drive home after about five hours of sleep was like a bataan death march but that made me not want to drink again for ever so thats good. I didn't make it two months but I'm gonna start over. it'll all be worth it in the end.
Pardon my slow-as-hell typing skills.
Gotta say it was probably that wine that did ya in. Ha.
You know who you are, know what you need to do. Folks don't get that that it's a series of choices. Not every day. Every Minute.
My favorite is: I'll drink all this up and that's it. Denying that my favorite booze store is 3 blocks away.
3 blocks, 3 miles. all the same when you're on the mission.
Yeah The decision to drink or not must be made on a case by case basis. whenever you notice the urge you have to decide. I chose to get wasted the other night. Today I decided not to at least twice. probably three times now since were talking about it.
Hey Robin! We had a rockstar party the other night, trashed a hotel room and everything! Good times! Now I gotta figure out how to do that while sober! LOL
So true, Robin.
Gettin' a might thirsty myself there D. But I've got this month covered. 3months off...2months on...3 months off. Best I've done in many years. There's no kidding myself about moderation.
You're honest about your plight and I support you either way. But there's no romance in it. Nothing special. Just needs dealing with.
Jesus__I sound like one of those self-help morons. Next time I stop by we're gonna break out the FUN.
Yeah somebody needs to convince me that sobriety dosn't doom a person to a life of soul sucking tedium and bland banality. So my assignment next week is to have a crazy story that dosn't involve alcahol in any way! I'm tired of all my best stories beginning with the phrase "One time I was drunk and..."
dude......you're just drunk when you decide which you think are the "best" stories!
you know, one time i was drunk and............
oh. never mind. that one sucks.
two choices
the bottle in front of me
or
the frontal lobartomy :-)
Rummy: Nice of you to drop in and speak for the dark side!
Robin: No one wants to read about a night where i just sat at home and watched TV and ate a bag of chips. Of course one time I was drunk and I watched the lord of the rings and passed out during the big battle at the end. That makes for a pretty lame story too. Come to think of it my exploration of that old house was a completely sober endeavor that made a pretty good post. So there I have proved that I can be interesting when I'm sober too! LOL
Just read a page or two from "American On Purpose," sniff some Oregano and it'll be morning befoer you know it.
.................Here at last. And not a moment too soon.....take my advice.....never be the first to come in last.