The tooth fairy didn't come
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Artist:
Yesterday I found a tooth in a babe ruth bar that turned out to be mine. So now I have to go to the torture chamber and pay a torture master to remove the remainder of the offending tooth which is at this time sticking jaggedly out of my gum like a bombed out building in bahgdad. So while I get ready to participate in the Marquis De Sade school of medicine you can enjoy this song.
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Comments (5)
Ouch! This is painful to read...
well an hour of nitrous two vicodine and a bunch of drilling stuffing and cutting later I'm alive tho I feel like I took a right cross from mohammud ali. and my mind feels a little like peanut butter, cheap penut butter.
maybe later when these vics kick in I'll post some really bizarre off the wall shit. Gotta love nitrous man! chase the dragon!
An hour of nitrous and I don't care if they pull 'em all. I actually look forward to dental work when it involves gas.
Your post made me laugh. Do you amuse me (in a Pesci way)? Well, the writing does, not the pain.
Maybe you didn't get anything under your pillow because you didn't do it right. Try Googling "fairy" and "come". I'm sure there's something on the internet.
Just don't tell me what it is.
bad to the bone J-son -> I have had to refuse the gas a few times because I believe it will take me to places I don't wish to return...same with narc. pills. -> I won't last long if I let myself take those, luckily I have an accountability system with my family and doctors.
bad tune though, sucks you had to enter the torture zone. now your mouth is truly holy.
yeah it's all good I only took the pills the first day now I'm just saveing them till I either need them again or I find some one else who does. sucks that I havn't got my pc hooked up yet I havn't got to mog anything. Now thats a hard habit to kick I'm going through mog withdrawels here