My first funklike offering for funky friday
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Album:As Ugly As It Gets: The Very...
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Ok I'll take longer later and try to find somthing thats really honest to god funk, but for now heres a relatively funky song to groove to. remember fridays are a time for reflection and slowing down to look back at the week and it's accomplishments. so take that extra coffee break, take a long lunch, make those funky glasses that make it look like your awake when your really sleeping. Life is too short to spend 90% of it working and thinking about working. So check out early, milk the clock, and think about only those things which are gonna make you happy this weekend. If your boss wants you to work this weekend I forsee a sudden illness and a trip to the beach/lake/waterpark. and while your there crack a cold one for me. cheers!
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I'll pretend I didn't hear this one -> nah, interesting choice for funk though brotha, ->
member me, outside of that show,
wearing a ski mask, jacket, and offering you some blow,
you said you were broke, but I know you had some dough,
so we shacked up in a crusty motel, chopped some lines,
got blasted, loaded your gun and shot at the no vacancy sign,
the manager got pissed kicked in our door,
saw us passed out with dime baggies all over the floor,
he woke me up with a kick in the ribs & a slap in the face,
he told us to get out, this was his fu*&%*& place,
to the 7-11 to get some smokes and cup-o-joe,
all my blow was gone, I'd have to lay low,
cause I just stocked up and didn't sell an ounce,
my hook-up would be pissed, I was gonna get bounced,
so if you don't remember me than your a real piece of crap,
cause I got you high and didn't ask for my money's worth back,
and I wish now that I hadn't splurgede and got high,
cause I got my legs broken and I lost an eye.
thanks for the fun night out, I'm sure you're ok,
I'm stuck down in rehab, and I ain't getting paid,
this hooker gave me the clap and it really fu&%$#@ itches,
next time I'll lay off the coke, and won't buy these $5 bithces.
tylers Got rymes today huh cool!
well I never thought I'd be an end of an era-ist
never thought I'd see america the masochist
never thought I'd see every one so remote controlled
poppin pills and taking drugs they think there out of controll
yeah the end of the world won't be televised at all
you won't get to vote on the method of your fall
and i hope you live to see
what it's like with out tv
well everyone says Bush is a terrorist
another cowboy american errorist
but no one really knows what he does
tv says he sucks so i guess he does
were running out gas for our suv's
were running out of cash were like refugees
can't afford to pay for the american dream
the intrest is to high can't refi guess we gotta leave
conspiracy theorists might be right
the government watches you pee at night
and all the drugs you take to stay
level safe and sane each day
are really just uncle sams way
to keep you from breaking away
so do you see the plight your in
your safely drugged up and shuttered in
used as a consumer slave
headed for an early grave
so next time that you watch tv
know its what they want you to see
and try and read between the lines
and maybe see signs of the times
yeah, not sure what the hell got over me, as you can see, I am an illiterate fool! don't know what I was thinking...
you on the other hand my friend, need to take your talents more seriously -> suck it up, be a man, and try to use this talent for something more useful than making an ex-junkie chuckle at his desk making the others think he's more mental than he seems!
nothing like owning a pick-up truck and being related to people who have been hoarding junk for 40 years just waiting for some poor generous schmuck to buy a truck to haul all their junk for them! They offered gas money over the phone, but obviously didn't give me anything...I mean I went into it not expecting anything anyway, I just chalked it up as a new hot-tub in my mansion in heaven, or a new skate park in my 400 acre backyard in heaven -> Jesus did mention about not storing up treasure on earth, but in heaven where moth & rust can not destroy -> I mean what are you gonna want on your deathbed, money? trophies? a big house? Vacations? a new Lexus? or your close friends and relatives, and an assurance that you are well cared for when you do finally pass on to the next level? Seems obvious, but people still demand their material shit, big flat $2,000 tv's, $40,000 cadillacs, large cruising boats, giant houses they can't afford...just pisses me off, we could all be living in such a peaceful place for EVERYONE if the rich greedy muthas would chillax a little bit and stop squashing our chances of getting out from under the 'paycheck-to-paycheck' way of life...
anyhoo -> my half tit is over now
Dude did you get Adah's darth vader blog? that thing rocks!
for some reason, I don't think we're mog mates yet, but I WILL CHANGE THAT RIGHT NOW!
I did'nt mean on mog. she's got an etherics 101 blog out there too.
alright, I admit, I have no feckin clue what you are speaking about -> on MOGPEEPS? or just on her own website or something?
Hmm The chick from mog peeps that I brought over. the writer.
(ah yes the screen name thing) damn what was her screen name?
anyway whatever I'll just e-mail it. Too much work not enough sleep has fried my brain.
ADAH -> try hot-shotting some cocaine & heroin straight into your vein, nothing like it, glad I stopped that shit.