MWI (mogging while intoxicated) MJ (the rant)
Shit! pure unadulterated Shit!
Oh my allah Michal jackass has died! (sob) (sniffle) What am I gonna do with my life?!
Uh.. I dunno maybe GET ONE!!!!
Michal Jackson!
he never had a comedy roast so I'll give him one!
Hey every body! Anyone seen the grin on Maculey Culkins face lately? Fuckin epic!!!
so I heard the king of pop died. ......... Turns out it was elvis all along, we get news late in washington.
Seriously all over the world kids are mourning the passing of Mj .... Guess they were waiting to get their dicks sucked!
Oh but wait Whats Gonna hapen to his kids? My guess is comedy "My dad was Michal Jackson" (uproarious applause) He never touched me once...... (applause) except when he held me over that railing! I had accidentally pooped on His glove that day! (laughter)
My God people! MJ was not a fuckin saint! He was a fuckin pedophile freak! Yep thats his legacy! He was the pop star most likely to fuck your little boy! Oh but wait he was also peter fuckin pan! Why did he die so soon? I guess he didn't wanna grow up so much he took a whole (forgive the pun) Assload of pain killers and jesus juiced himself to death!
Guess thats fuckin news worthy when Obama is shooting our tax dollers out with a fire hose and soon were all gonna be starving so GM can keep makeing substandard cars! Also any day Now were gonna get an atomic care package from north korea! But never mind that! the King of Fucking pop is dead! Oh snap!
Locating MOG account...
Comments (21)
So...you're not a Big Michael Jackson fan, huh? Dude, he left behind an incredible body of work. As for his sexual preferences....i never understood why they prosecuted him....but not the kid's parents who were so obviously pimping out their son.
But all that aside......I just judge his music....And it is finestkind!
Ummm, okayyy.....
I think a drink-off between you and Rock And Roll Pimp could generate a lot of money - and the proceeds could go to Michael's kids' therapists.
Yeah Dead man pegged it I'm not a fan. I don't even like his music. so yep I can be cynical and cruel about it cause my judgment isn't clouded by grief, just booze! I think dermahrk may be on to somthing lets set up the drunken mog off!
All I gotta say to this post is yup...
you know I'm really surprised some Mj fan hasn't totally ripped into me!
I haven't really seen anyone get ripped for ripping on MJ. Maybe most of fans are wannabe's.
maybe they know deep down that were right!
True...
Billy Jean is not my lover...unless it's a little boy ->
Why is it better to be molested by Michael Jackson instead of a priest??
Anyone??
Because when Michael's done at least your butthole doesn't hurt as bad when your riding on his fuckin cool roller coaster!!!
The priest just makes you feel guilty, Michael let's you win a stuffed animal at the 'pop the balloon with a dart' game and have as many ICEE's as you want -> AND he's got a fuckin zoo -> he could stick his white finger up my pooper for an all day pass at his amusement park!!!! YEAH
-> OK, did I go to far??
Yeah ya did a bit! But not quite as too far as I'd hoped you'd go. lol
Farrah Faucet got to heaven and St. Peter told her that because her life was so fruitful, she could have one wish...
"I wish for all the little kids on earth to be safe forever"
Poof...back on earth Michael Jackson died -> HAHA
not really funny but it's all I got ->
Michael Jackson's body was melted dawn and made into leggo's so the kids can play with Michael instead ->
(rimshot) lol thats pretty good. your now an official presenter on my roast posts. When ever a celebrity I know does somthing stupid, or dies we'll do a roast post and make fun of them, Pissing off their fans and makeing jaded people laugh! it'll be great!
righteous idea...and I am definetely down -> there is officially no OXY clean guy -> guess we're stuck with the fuckin gay-looking SHAMWOW! guy ->
you'll be saying wow How'd this jackass get on TV every time!
"Michael Jackson's body was melted dawn and made into leggo's so the kids can play with Michael instead"
ROTFLMAO!!! Good one!
Ray -> 'Thanks, thanks, I'll be here all week...try the smoked salmon...and remember to tip your waitress." and forgive my ignorance of text language, so I have no clue how to respond to ROTFLMAO, I just ain't hip for a young guy ->
Jason -> I think I just heard the SHAMWOW guy got locked up for buying a lady of the evening and when she tried to bite his tongue, he hit her -> wonder if she got locked up??
No prob bro, someone gave me crap onece about not knowing what that meant. Means Rolling "On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off."
I use urban dictionary to translate when needed.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
wow ->
funny that that is all I could say -> couple of days ago i had bought so much fire works I needed the pot head working the fireworks container to help me carry it out to my car -> when I popped the trunk, he saw my box with both 12" kenwoods and the rockaford fosgate amp..."All I gotta say is wow" and then he walked away -> silly pothead ->
I'm also now no longer afraid to admit I don't know what SUTC stands for and it pisses me off -> so don't tell me what that means, I keep trying to figure it out by the context, but it's always starting a post -> damnit