
Had I realized it, I might have avoided Spy School all together. I mean I could have gotten a degree from DeVry or American Intercontinental University in less time. I could have had a bright future as an Orderly, majored in Gun Repair, or been a Legal Secretary. But no, I took one of those Assessment Tests in high school and it recommend a career in International Espionage, or Floral Arrangement. Having alergies, I chose the later.
So I went through 4 years of basic schooling to get my degree in Tactical Espionage with minor in Gastronomy (you gotta have something to fall back on!). The course work was tough, but I managed. I mastered 14 languages, and made up 2. I passed my Master of Disguise 400 level course with a thesis entitled "Why A Simple Moustache Does Not Suffice, The Effeciency of Non-Persona Disguises in Tactical Field Work". Of course than there was the year of combat training, interogation techniques, sensory deprovation, and for some reason I was subjected to all the seasons of "The Golden Girls" on DVD and one season of "Golden Palace (sans Bea Arthur)".
You might say I was a bit of a greenhorn, but I was confident in my skills. Maybe too confident. I let my guard down and was hit at home, during my sister-in-laws birthday party. I tried to ignore the package, but it got the better of me. I was eventually offed by enemy agent Amber, and as if the first shot didn't do the trick, she threw in a second disc to make sure the job was done. She's ruthless.
My Theme or how I Wanted to Die: Knowing I had a limited time (I used David Bowie's "5 Years" as an example of a sort of wistful, bittersweet ending)
Lots of great tracks from a few bands I was unfamiliar with, but now have added to my growing list to check out further. Thanks Amber!
CD-1
The Comander - The Long Winters
The Blankest Year - Nada Surf
You Only Live Once - The Strokes
End To Begin - The Thermals
We Built Another World - Wolf Parade
The World The People Together - The Dandy Warhols
Change The World - An Angle
All Over The World - The Pixies
Back To The Life - Spoon
What a Wonderful World - Joey Ramone
CD-2
Graveyard - Butthole Surfers
Tiny Cities Made of Ashes - Modest Mouse
Funeral Song - Sleater-Kinney
Weight of The World - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
You Brought This On Yourself - Fields
There She Goes, My Beautiful World - Nick Cave
What Will They Write on Your Stone? - The Brilliant Mistakes
Earthquake Weather - Beck
Where Do We Go? - Ben Jelen
We Will Become Silhouettes - The Postal Service
Every Day is Like Sunday - Colin Meloy Sings Morrissy
At The Bottom of Everything - Bright Eyes
Cheers Amber! You are a formidable opponent, may your death come quick!
>:)






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I think you'd arrange one helluva floral centerpiece - don't care what you say, besides - DeVry is for sissies !!!
Sorry your family had to witness your demise though !!! Must have been really rough for all ;)
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2 Cd's! Damn, you went out in style.
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Whoa, back from hiatus to comment on my demise! I'm honored. People always say the nice stuff after your gone...
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Back for the carnage..and then back in my hole..
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Me too... here to see what's what & then back to my safehouse - least, I hope it's still safe - I think my cover may have been compromised today... man I hope I am wrong !!!
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Spy school... huh all I learnt there was how to drink cocktails and seduce glamourous she-spies...
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Unfortunately, mine was a Spy School magnet program offered by the local community college. We had to practice seduction on CPR dummies left over from the Adult Education classes they had on the weekend.
Baccarach mastery was learned on a combination of dominos, uno cards, and a Candyland board.
The stunt driving was taught on a 73 Super Beetle with an ignition problem. Once you jump started it though, your imagination could make you think you were in a more glamorous car - like a Puegot or something...
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..."like a Puegot or something..."
now that is comic gold Tyler !!!
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What a bittersweet post. I'm so very happy my poison arrows hit their mark but the collateral damage of your family and their resultant damaged psyches...that was never my intention. Your death, sure, but I still have some moral standards. :)
I sincerely hope you enjoy the music I tossed at you like so many bullets in the afterlife.
Cheers right back at you, and FYI, I still live :P
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and then the killer shows her face, and sinks back into the shadows
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As well she should - when you're the undead dead - it sucks - when you're the killer - it's worth it's weight in gold !!!
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amen to that
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great way to go out CBW! such style!! (but don't you know, ninjas never die because that would prove they exist!)
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Oh! Amber showed her pro killer colours before she drowned in whiskey.....
Never ever let your guard down, people.............
RIP Tyler....