Lady C vs. David Hyman Experiment
This turned out to be a long mog, please bear with me. Lady C theorized (hypothesized?) that track 4 would be the standout track on an album and David Hyman theorized that it would be track 6. I decided to dust off my very rusty Scientific Theory skills from high school and do an experiment. I put my iTunes on Party Shuffle to randomize the test group and then I pulled tracks 4 and 6 and compared them. As an experiment within an experiment I also pulled my favorite track from the album.Experiment results show that track 4 is better than track 6 60% of the time. The experiment within the experiment shows that track 4 was chosen 40% of the time, with the other tracks 20% each.Lady C’s theory comes out on top.Here are the test groups:The Dresden Dolls – Yes VirginiaTrack 4: My Alcoholic FriendsTrack 6: Dirty BusinessMy favorite track: track 4, my alcoholic friendsDespite this interesting lyric in Dirty Business: “she’s the….kind that tells you she’s bi-polar just to make you trust her,” My Alcoholic Friends is the better track. The music is more upbeat, the piano sounds like an instrument and not a torture device, and the lyrics are better.Results: Lady CMadness – The Ultimate CollectionTrack 4: Baggy TrousersTrack 6: The Prince (Two-Tone Single Version)My favorite track: track 19, Wings of a DoveEr, the Prince is just strange. Baggy Trousers is also one of their more popular songs.Results: Lady CTori Amos – Little EarthquakesTrack 4: Precious ThingsTrack 6: Happy PhantomMy favorite track: track 9, MotherI never really got Happy Phantom, but I love Precious Things. I don’t think there are many women that haven’t been able to relate to this song at some point or another. Results: Lady CYaz – Upstairs at EricsTrack 4: I before e except after CTrack 6: In My RoomMy favorite track: track 7, Only You.I before e except after C is a strange song, but so is In My Room. In My Room has an actual song buried in all the strangness.Results: David HymanLed Zepplin – Houses of the HolyTrack 4: The CrungeTrack 6: D’yer MakerMy favorite track: track 4, The CrungeAlthough my favorite track is The Crunge, many people would argue that D’yer Maker is the better song.Results: David Hyman








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