WHERE THE HOKEY POKEY "IS" WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT

a couple random things

Posted about 1 year ago
I’ve made the conscious decision to tie one on tonight and deal with the fallout tomorrow. Oddly, or not so oddly, I always make that decision when I’ve been too lazy to make dinner. I wish for once I could decide to have an extra beer on a full stomach. But, whateva, my point is that I have some extra mog time now since I won’t be shuffling off to bed or to worship the boob tube. Heh.That means I have time to share with you some random crap. (Doesn’t that make you happy? Haha.)First of all, Kings of Leon. Everybody else knew about them years ago. Hell, I heard about them years ago and was all “eh.” Then, earlier this year my husband says he’s heard they were good and could I find some, so we could see. I did and we were both “eh.” Then, shit I don’t even know when/where/why, I got some tracks of Aha Shake Heartbreak. I listened on and off for a few months. Then, finally, during another bender, I was cleaning my kitchen at around midnight and the thought struck me that the only way I could get through the task was with Kings of Leon. It took about an hour to clean the kitchen that night because I broke for a lot of ass shaking and top of the lungs serenading of Brody. My dog is in therapy now, but it’s all good. So I got my happy ass on itunes and decided to get more. Thing is, I like them better when I go backwards, which I almost never do. So, I got some tracks off Holy Roller Novocaine and one of Youth and Young Manhood, but I didn’t like what I heard off their latest album. I am almost positive though that I will be here next November talking about how fricken awesome that album is though. Second of all, I went up to my Mom’s for Thanksgiving and while I was there I whined to her about Dale and August EMCDing the parental generation. We took a short commercial break while I explained to her what EMCD meant (Jeez, where has she been? Heh.) and then she broke into one of her glorious maternal moments. I love those because they are always a surprise treat. ;) “Well of course you’ve EMCD’d me darlin’. You turned me onto Dead Milkmen. And your brother turned me onto the Cure.” Me: “But Mom, I listened to the Cure before Nolan was out of diapers (probably not true, I can’t do math in my head).” “Doesn’t matter, I didn’t pay attention to what you listened to back then.”….and we are out of the maternal moment.Regardless, as soon as she said it, I remembered the moment. My mother, brother, and I were in the car a few years ago. My brother is 9 years younger than me and he never outgrew the teenage “I know everything and you are a moron” phase. He was lecturing me on how little I knew about good music…blah blah blah. I threw a Dead Milkmen cd into my Mom’s cd player to drown him out. Now, at this point, you may be thinking he has a point because I chose Dead Milkmen to drown him out. You’re wrong. (Just so you know.) My brother was actually drawn in and we have spent many a happy day since where one of us will randomly start a Dead Milkmen lyric in the middle of someone else’s boring conversation and the other will answer with the next, and so on until we are both singing at the top of our lungs (Loud family. Could be a genetic hearing issue. Don’t know.) Anyway, it was the Blues Song that sold my mother. I don’t even know what it is in particular about that song, but that was the song that sold her on Dead Milkmen. Here it is:

Comments (45)

  1. ivylander says Dead MIlkmen are great. Can you post some of that there Kings of Leon? I've heard good things about them, but no actual music.....
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  2. Lizziegreeneyes says sister... I will gladly be drown out by the milkmen anytime you want kill the noise I am creating :)
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  3. Lizziegreeneyes says I too just hopped on the Kings of Leon wagon... we best wrassle us up some grub, gonna be a long & kickass road ahead ;)
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  4. amber says You didn't love the Kings of Leon??? Those lovely boys have kept me company through many a commute, house cleaning, treadmill trotting, and work day. But the Dead Milkmen are new to me...I like, I like! thanks.
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  5. chucky says ivy, rather than try to strip my itunes purchased songs right now, here is the video for the first Kings of Leon song that really grabbed me:
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  6. ROCKNROLLPIMP says woooo thanks for sharing because of the times is in my top 10 this year and my number 2 live show they RAWKED my ass like nothing else *ivy* you need to join multiply and shoot me a pm then you will never again need to buy anything again before checking it out 75% of paste magazines top 100 was posted @ the mogtiply groups ash,one of my favorite groups of the last 5 years is K.O.L. man oh man
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  7. watchbatteries says I haven't heard anything new from them. I do like The Bucket. I enjoyed that song and the album it was on. Menomona=most underrated album of the year so when people you have never met you think you're awesome, is that good?
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  8. chucky says Lizzie, rawk girlfriend! I swear we are dopplegangers sometimes. :) amber, I know right? I have no idea why they took so long to grow on me. Now, I recommend grabbing all the Dead Milkmen you can get your hands on. pimp, Because of the times is the new one? Haha, catch up with me a year from now and I'll pretend like it just came out and I discovered it. For now, I am seriously digging the older stuff.
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  9. jameson says I've got man-love for KOL, yeah, I said it. I also have man-love for a girl named Chucky. You rock. Wish I tied one on!!!!
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  10. chucky says Heath, the bucket is one of my favorites. It's on Aha Shake Heartbreak. I think that has to be their best album. Menomona huh? I think I checked that out and could take it or leave it. I don't remember now. And yes, if people you never met think you're awesome it's not just good it's awesome. Who thinks you're awesome? Haha...and how's it coming with the chickadee?
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  11. chucky says Jameson, better than having girl love for me and KOL, because that would just be confusing..haha. It's not too late to tie one on. :)
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  12. watchbatteries says It's so good. But my awesomeness is supposed to a reason to ask this girl out. And I have my business manager interview
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  13. ROCKNROLLPIMP says ah she's a CHARMER
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  14. chucky says Wait, wait, wait....I just read that as - you are going to ask her out and tell her how awesome the internet thinks you are as a selling point? If I read it right, I suddenly understand why your dating life is so dry. Heh. Don't do that. I feel like I need to post a mid 80s Whitney Houston video now telling you to believe in yourself or some shit. I assume she did one like that. If you believe you are awesome, everyone else will too. It's true. I haven't figured out why yet but I know it's true.
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  15. chucky says Pimp, I made it exactly 44 seconds into that before I fell into a fit of giggles because everytime he did that high pitched scream I imagined a girl stepping on his junk. haha.... ok, ok, sorry....now I'm gonna listen to the rest.
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  16. ROCKNROLLPIMP says i still think youth and young manhood to be their best although many say ah shaky heartbreak eh get in the TRUNK
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  17. jameson says "I made it exactly 44 seconds into that before I fell into a fit of giggles because everytime he did that high pitched scream I imagined a girl stepping on his junk" OOOOOOOWWWWW!!!
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  18. chucky says That there is an "on the edge of a black out" song. Or possibly, a waking up still drunk song.
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  19. Dale says Man, your random things crack me up. You really need to ditch the boob tube a lot more, we miss you. Even if you insist on calling me evil. ;) I resisted KOL for a while as well, even though "Molly's Fingers" got stuck in my head once or twice. (Aw nuts, it's there again.) Anyway, I've listened to Because of the Times quite a bit, and it _is_ really good. Get your mind outta the gutter and give "Charmer" another try. And your maternal moment is way too cool. I remember getting my mom to listen to U2 and such, though she didn't make the trip to Minor Threat with me. Can't imagine why. The way your mom broke the moment would be too funny except Melissa does that to me all the time. She just did it to me today, because she was walking through Best Buy and heard, as she put it, "a song that sounded like Depeche Mode called 'True Romance'." Whereupon I informed her that, yes, I did have She Wants Revenge, would she like a copy? Sheesh!
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  20. chucky says Jameson, tell me I'm wrong...haha. Dale, well you are evil. Not my fault. Even Michael has Mew urges occasionally, so your evil is multi-layered. Heh. I am totally gonna give Because of the Times a chance. ...next year. Your Mom didn't want to see Minor Threat?? I am completely baffled by that. ;) That Melissa story has me guffawing. Too good....hehhahhahaaa...
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  21. watchbatteries says Er, No. See, one of my friends who goes to another school, her friend said I'm awesome. And because I'm awesome, I should ask her out. Jeez, not because the internet likes me. I have an awesome beard.
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  22. chucky says If only you had told me you had an awesome beard earlier I wouldn't have even contemplated a Whitney Houston intervention. So, this friend of a friend that thinks you are awesome is a completely different girl than the one you were gaga over a week or so ago? So fickle. But, if she thinks you are awesome and she has 10 fingers and toes - go for it! ;P
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  23. watchbatteries says No. I'm not asking friend of a friend out. She just thinks that I'm awesome and should ask out the girl you're thinking of.
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  24. Iren says Yeah, been missing you around these parts.. and remember if you are going to get drunk do it in the basement so that you don't fall down the stairs...
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  25. Dale says Michael has Mew urges? How marvelous. Oh, I didn't invite my Mom to see them live, but she walked in and gave me the wrinkled-nose "what is that garbage?" look when I played them. Still can't imagine why.
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  26. sam9muhr says I love Aha Shake Heartbreak. Actually been listening to it on my walks to/fro campus. Makes the cold coldness seem a little warmer for some reason. I'll have to check out some of their older stuff..
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  27. Marco1019 says Your posts crack me up, Ash :) I started to tie one on & then stopped, but you've inspired me to continue. [Being able to -stumble- walk to work is a godsend.] I haven't heard The Dead Milkmen in ages. I always had a place in my heart for "Beach Party Vietnam", and still do.
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  28. Dale says As for Dead Milkmen, I fell in love with this song, even though I also loved most of the bands they rip on.
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  29. Jonh Ingham says Tsk tsk, not having succumbed to the tight t-shirts and bouffants of Kings of Leon. Over here they've quietly gone from small club to stadium status with very little press or radio, which in my mind is always a good sign. But The Dead Milkmen...whoa! What planet are those guys from? That is wicked!
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  30. Augusts1 says "My dog is in therapy now, but it’s all good." Yea, maybe for you but poor poor Brody! The pain you've caused him/her(is your dog male or female?) lol! This post made me laugh so hard several times Charles. Anyway, I can relate to your KOL disinterest. I heard a song or two in the past that I liked ok & I even saw them live at The Download Fest where they sounded great live but for some reason their music just doesn't do much for me. I guess it's not unique enough for me or something. It's just not interesting enough to keep my attention for very long. As for The Dead Milkmen, I've heard about them for years & years & have managed to still not hear anything by them(that I know of) until now. Can't believe you got you're mom into them, tff! Congrats on EMCDing her, even though you didn't know it until now. There's just such a sense of satisfaction in EMCDing the 'rents! I like TDM that I've heard so far on your post. Thanks for enlightening me.
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  31. bowieface says I've been a fan of KOL for years (I remember seeing them, before they got big, in the crowd at a Strokes show in Nashville), and even I wasn't sure about the new album! But in time it grew on me, and now I really dig it. I actually recently saw KOL here in Nashville, and it was one of the best shows I've been to in a while. Every time they play a show they enter to part of Mozart's Requiem mass....it's really cool!
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  32. Zach Kitchen says My dad gave me aha shake heartbrake ages ago when it first came out and on first listen i too was like "eh" But months later having dusted off the cd cover and listening again i started to like them and now love them! The same also happened with, crazily enough, Jebediah. I now love jebediah too. I guess some artists just need a few listens to get into..
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  33. Cody B says chucky the sequel..Just as good as the classic original, complete with ball busting,floor scrubbing, booze, and RAWK. Nice one!
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  34. TroyPowers says Yes. Completely random. You're still at -50. Get busy, kid.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  35. contrabandwidth says Jonh, that planet is called Philadelphia. Chucky, love the fond remeberance of the DM. I have always considered them the ultimate soundtrack to growing up a smart ass in the suburbs. I still remember my brother getting ??Beezlebubba?? from BMG and transcribing the words to "Stewart" on a car trip. I still remember a select few lines: "You know Stewart, I like you. Your not like the other people (here in the trailer park). I mean they are fine people, outstanding Americans, but they are content to sit back and drink a cold Coors light while watching "Mork and Mindy" re-runs on channel 57 [local UHF channel in Philly - CBW]..." I wonder how close I got it to the actual lyrics? They were my first "punk" band, and we just ate up all their rips everything to the aforementioned "Instant Dance Club Hit (You'll Dance To Anything)" to "Bitchin Camaro". Good Times.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  36. extraordinarypoems says I like it. Thanks for sharing.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  37. HelenMarie says That's great random story's but I feel the connection. I love the way you started with that first sentence. Funny, good stuff!
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  38. FluxCapacitor says A band saved your relationship with a loved one? Nah, doesn't happen in real life, that's a plotline from the boob tube.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  39. SA says You know, it is funny actually that I read this post today, because I was like "with no concerts anymore this year, lets check out some albums that came out this year I haven't listened to yet to make a better judgement for my top 10 list", so I listened to the new Kings of Leon on the train today. Before I wasn't into Kings of Leon at all, and I had already listened to some songs of their new album earlier and wasn't really into it. Anyway, I'm listening, and it completely bowls me over. I thought it was fabulous. The first song is really great, imho, and On Call as well. So yeah, surprising, but I like those kind of surprises. :P
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  40. chucky says Heath, oh. Well, in that case - yeah, you should ask the girl out. Duh. Eric, if only I had a basement. But, don't worry - I get drunk downstairs so that I will only fall up the stairs. Lot less painful that way. Dale, beats me man. Moms are a mystery ;) Oh, and I heart Instant Club Hit. And just to take it to that next level - I always dance when I listen to it. Heh. Sam, I know what you mean. They keep the cold out somehow. Marco, hot damn. Beach Party Vietnam. I had forgotten that one. Now, I need to go get it. Jonh, almost all of the Dead Milkmen's songs are fantastic. You must go listen to some more. August, you too. Go get some the Dead Milkmen. They keep me rolling. Brody is a girl :) As for KOL, they definitely aren't doing something brand new, but they do it well all the same. :) bowieface, I need to add them to my list of bands to see if I get the chance. Zach, I don't know Jebediah, now I am curious. I'll have to go look them up. I'm glad I'm not the only one KOL took a minute to grow on. Cody, those are the elements of my life...haha. Troy, cut me some slack man. hahaha,...oh the pressure. contra, "You know what Stuart. I like you. You're not like the other people, here in the trailer park. Now, now, don't get me wrong - they're good people. Fine upstanding Americans. But they're content to sit back, watch a little Mork and Mindy on Channel 57, kick back a cool Coors 16 ouncer. They're fine people Stuart, but they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil." That's the way I remember it off the top of my head, so you are pretty damn close. Or I'm pretty damn close. Either way! Heh. Stuart is actually my favorite the Dead Milkmen song. poems, I'm glad. :) Sunshine, thanks:) Flux, heh. How's that line go - something about I look back on the best days of my life and I realize I saw them on TV. In fact, I don't even have a brother. (Kidding.) ;) SA, that's another vote for the new album. I am going to keep revisiting it until it sticks.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  41. Mike the Knife says And, long after the thread was rockin'... Not a big Kings fan before, but that "King of the Rodeo" vid may have changed my mind a bit, chucky. It was smokin'!
    Permalink posted 12/02/2007
  42. Torch says It was California Dreamin So we started screamin On such a winter's daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! The maternal moment rocks. Reminds me - I need to work on my "MOG for My Mom" post...
    Permalink posted 12/04/2007
  43. britsta says Heyy thankyou for the comment :D this thing is kind of confusing haha.
    Permalink posted 12/09/2007
  44. chucky says :) You're welcome. It'll become like second nature here.
    Permalink posted 12/13/2007
  45. chucky says Mike, I'm telling you. It creeps up on you. Torch, save it for mother's day and email her the link. :)
    Permalink posted 12/13/2007

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