"They Can Sentence Me to Life but I Won't Go to Jail"
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Artist:
"Locked Up" by Akon ft. Styles P
I'm locked up. They won't let me out.
RUN! It's the 5-0, the po-po, the 9's, the pigs, the cops! Wait, stop, I can't breathe. Why would they lock me up anyway? I'm not "Konvicted" like Akon claims to be. The last time I actually had to run from any cops was when I was under 21 at some house party, red Solo cup in hand. It was a mad dash out of an apartment, a mass exodus down a wide, winding staircase. A staircase on which I tripped (yes, going down the stairs) out of my silver, ankle strap heels and took an embarrassing fall - how obvious I was as an underage drinker.
Most likely ways for me to land myself in jail:
-being "punk in drublic" (as NOFX would say)
-guilty by association (perhaps the most likely circumstance…)
-start dealing on the side for a little extra cash (yuhright)
-get into money laundering (new hobbies, fun!)
-use someone's face as an ashtray
-cop an over-the-top rock 'n' roll attitude and refuse to give a fuuuuk (currently, not over-the-top, just bubbling under the surface)
-kick 'em when they're down!
Reasons I will not be jailed:
-nonexistent clean driving record
-weapon-free lifestyle
-not hot tempered
-ask MJ:
Locating MOG account...
Comments (9)
I haven't watched the vid yet, but I'm gonna guess you're a "Smooth Criminal"
If it's not Ed Lover or Doctor Dre, who's the man?
haha you called it right!
WHAT u b smokin thurrr sista?
i love this MJ video.. one of his best when they all sway form side to side. classsic stuff, jailburd.
i vant wats in dat hooka!
Cheeze it! The po-po! (If there was any justice, M.J. would have been a guest of the ol' Gray Bar Hotel for crimes against the human body and popular culture.
easy rocknrollpimp. i'm sure brittany will share
The fuzz, cherries, the heat!