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Posted almost 4 years ago
This is Riskay, y'all. She's made a song called "Smell Yo Dick." Take a listen. It's HILARIOUS!!!! And you can even download it free from her myspace page. "Why you comin' home, 5 in the morn? Somethin's goin' on. Can I smell yo dick? Don't play me for a fool, cuz that ain't cool. So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick."Krispy Kreme is also rather notable.www.myspace.com/riskaydramaqueenwww.riskaymusic.com
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Comments (33)

  1. TerryB
    TerryB says That is hysterical!...I work in a strip club(ahhh the 80s chick with the rick infatuation gets more interesting huh? im a housemom... read babysitter). I cant tell you how many times I have actually heard conversations very much like that. LOL
    Permalink posted 11/16/2007
  2. Sturgell
    Sturgell says A woman's got a right to smell her man's junk, I suppose.
    Permalink posted 11/16/2007
  3. brittanybf
    brittanybf says If that's what it takes.... ??!!??
    Permalink posted 11/16/2007
  4. zarpex
    zarpex says Am I over-thinking the joke to observe that "Riskay" isn't marketing herself as someone who can expect, let alone demand, sexual fidelity? But in fairness, the song is actually funny, which is a very rare achievement in hip-hop. One day there'll be a musically engaging rapper, but at the genre's current rate of progress, it won't be for another fifty years or so.
    Permalink posted 11/16/2007
  5. missjunk
    missjunk says That was the most fun I have had since the "booty tapes" from ypsallanti michigan were found. Thanks so much for this post!! HI-Larious!
    Permalink posted 11/16/2007
  6. Mushi
    Mushi says Thank goodness, finally the woman's answer to 'junk' and 'boxes'.
    Permalink posted 11/17/2007
  7. maringuy
    maringuy says Giggle. This just made my Saturday. Note to self: wash dick after committing adultery.
    Permalink posted 11/17/2007
  8. brittanybf
    brittanybf says I'm so pleased you all enjoyed this. Thanks for showin' some love!
    Permalink posted 11/18/2007
  9. Viscera
    Viscera says *sniff, sniff* Smells like Tween Spirit. Anywho...*giggle*. Thanks for checking out my noise. I've heard some Matmos...surgical instruments, rhinoplasty--the like.
    Permalink posted 11/19/2007
  10. TylerDurden
    TylerDurden says wonder what a dirty cheating rod would smell like anyway???? TWEEN SPIRIT...very tasteful Viscera.....why does it smell like cocoa butter??? Jack's unusual massage oil, Tyler Durden
    Permalink posted 11/21/2007
  11. Bartleby
    Bartleby says Wow, she wants to smell this Dick?
    Permalink posted 11/21/2007
  12. beboprocksteady
    beboprocksteady says if he can't keep it out of things, I don't know if I'd want it near my nostril.
    Permalink posted 11/21/2007
  13. brittanybf
    brittanybf says Bartleby, tooo funny! How 'bout that entrance? That Dick can move! Bebop, I had the same initial reaction when I heard the song. Get that out ma face!
    Permalink posted 11/22/2007
  14. the cynic
    the cynic says Smart dudes wash they shit off with hella hot water...don't be comin home smellin like new soap either. ahahahah
    Permalink posted 11/29/2007
  15. fistula spume
    fistula spume says Oh god I heard this last week. It was only a matter of time before something like this was made. I told my wife about it last night and she was horrified. I wonder if there will be a radio friendly version that says "Can I smell yo junk?"
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  16. brittanybf
    brittanybf says Yeah, I wondered about how they'll make it radio friendly.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  17. Mike the Knife
    Mike the Knife says Radio friendly? Not likely. But someone was pretty friendly with someone to inspire the sentiment. Killer find, bbf.
    Permalink posted 12/02/2007
  18. brittanybf
    brittanybf says Thanks, Mike. Glad to share!
    Permalink posted 12/03/2007
  19. Neill
    Neill says P.S. Washing your dick makes them just as suspicious..... (Then again, I did have a job as a poissonier for 2 years which was a cover for just about anything....)
    Permalink posted 12/06/2007
  20. lordsecret
    lordsecret says I get that ALL the time when I get home!
    Permalink posted 12/06/2007
  21. Raven93
    Raven93 says Dude, that's funny, glad I can't smell...
    Permalink posted 12/06/2007
  22. stickmangrayson
    stickmangrayson says Food for thought. Thanks, Riskay. Reading the comments was almost as entertaining. Props, Bartleby! Brittanybf, you just made my morning. Arigato!
    Permalink posted 12/06/2007
  23. Lacipants
    Lacipants says Shit smells like CACTUS!! ? ! ?
    Permalink posted 12/06/2007
  24. brittanybf
    brittanybf says cactus? haha...hmmmmm....
    Permalink posted 12/07/2007
  25. britsta
    britsta says hayy thanks for the trust thing. we have the same name :D
    Permalink posted 12/09/2007
  26. Alex P Morrisson
    Alex P Morrisson says Hey, ur thought i'd check your page. It's like a crazy otherworld. Where do you find all this stuff?
    Permalink posted 12/10/2007
  27. lkindt87
    lkindt87 says i like food. i like thoughts.
    Permalink posted 12/13/2007
  28. CHIKA82
    CHIKA82 says HELLO HOW ARE YOU
    Permalink posted 12/14/2007
  29. jimi808
    jimi808 says i've worked in the restaurant industry for almost 10 years now and for whatever reason "strippers" have been a prevalent theme for entertainment - jokes and otherwise. about 5 years ago, BET used to have BET Uncut in the wee hours of the morn' on weekends. a few of the best songs, not unlike this one, were: "What That Thang Smell Like" by Black Jesus, "I Ain't Got No Panties On" by Khia (i think) and "Tip Drill" by Nelly. jus a lil fyi in case anyone was lookin for some campy hip-hop entertainment staring artists with "dancer" names like Hennessey, Daquiri and Cappuccino.
    Permalink posted 12/14/2007
  30. brittanybf
    brittanybf says hahaa those names are already taken? damn! Daiquiri is my fave of that bunch. God bless BET Uncut! i'll have to check those tracks out. khia...oh khia, she naasty!
    Permalink posted 12/14/2007
  31. Hopper
    Hopper says I'm not commenting on the whole "smell yo dick" thing, that's just.....................well I really don't know what to say about that. Insted, I'm just responding back to an earlier comment you left on my page. Excessive Force Album - 1991.
    Permalink posted 12/15/2007
  32. Ad0re
    Ad0re says ummm... wow...
    Permalink posted 12/15/2007
  33. Sturgell
    Sturgell says This really has become some what of a scandal
    Permalink posted 04/26/2008

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