The Perfect Valentine's Day Gift for ME! (Empty your wallets)
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Lovelies, gather 'round! And LOOK what I found:
Yes, just in time for Valentine's Day and what a charming box. Who wants to be my valentine? It'll only cost ya $121. More if you want to throw down some brass knucks while you're at it. Hey, it's dangerous on the streets of Oakland....just sayin'.
Alternatively, if this is too short of notice for you or the price is too steep then I will also accept mic necklaces. These need not be namebrand, like the shi-shi Wu earrings, you can probably even get this from your local GRILL MASTER (you have his number on speed dial, right?):
In the extreme case that neither of these gifts can be purchased (by you) and lovingly handed over (to me), then show me your $500 Ghostface Killah doll and we'll talk about it.....
I'm getting in the lovey spirit now that it's February and the groundhog came out of its (k-)hole.
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LOL... Any takers yet? I don't like Valentines day. When you have to make a holiday to make a guy show you he loves you and vice versa..... it tends to make me just a little bit cranky.
How 'bout a nice plastic Heart. Real plastic (not just a cheap imitation)
Styrofoam heart is good... ya know?
Good luck with that. ;)
How VERY ghetto of you! hehe
believe me, they would look adorable w/ my silver capped teeth! :-D
august, i'll consider your comment a valentine-like comment. no one's ever called me ghetto before. how sweet are you! lol!
Of course, I meant it in the best way possible(that being Valentinish). I feel so proud to be the first to call you ghetto, what an honor! @;P
oh damn i don't even think i've called you ghetto before. way to go, gurl! you need that mic chain, fo' real!
Brit, I have a feeling that you really like the simple things of life &
would be a lot of fun'
The music is not my thing, but know it is popular.
I don't like Valentine's Day, either....but if I did, and had extra money, and had your address, I would probably buy you the mic necklace, at least!
If you did & found a way to turn it on I would drive you crazy talking since you would have a receiver!
I think you have found that out already!:)
LOL - i still love that Ghostface doll. have you seen the videos people have made of the adventures their Killah dolls have? pretty funny stuff.
Fine, I'm game. What are you getting me?!
Britt -> The Ghostface doll was bad-ass -> We need a bobble head Rzza that raps when you flick his head an dmake him bobble -> Anybody help me market that Idea???
If I were you and had female boobies I could use to my advantage...I would opt to see if a male counter-part would get me the gold & platinum Wu-rings for my lobes -> but hey, that's just me...why wear silver when you are deserving of much, much more??
andrea! you're so sweet, imagine matching mic necklaces? hahaa, cute.
elmanolete, yes i like the simple things in life- easy to please.
molli, i have NOT seen those videos and i am so glad you told me about them, lol. gotta watch them all soon.
anna, i'll buy you a drink and a plane ticket to visit your mogger friends in cali. ok, nevermind, that's way more than those Wu earrings. I'll just get you something saucy from Frederick's of Hollywood, hahaha!
Joe, yeah I'll need both varieties to match all my outfits!
I dig your taste!
I recently, while very white and n my 30's, asked my dentist if she would make molds of my teeth so I could order a grill.
"A what?" said the dentist.
"A grill, you know, like the rappers wear" said the very white patient.
Dentists can laugh pretty hard if you catch them unsuspecting.
-Dusk
LOL, Dusk. What if you've inspired her and she's gone to research grills? If you're lucky, next time you go back to get a filling you'll come out with a few blingy teeth.
OH THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!
That's hella good. Love the mic on a chain. "It's so you hear my heartbeat baby..."
...I'm going to Vegas for V day. It will be my first positive experience in like twenty years, I think!
And keep on Moggin'!
Moose
So does this mean i should take that cat i bought for you back?
But i can't..there's no return on used cats.
I'll figure something out...in the mean time GZA plays way up here soon...
in a bar of all places...(that i don't understand as, hell even i played there five or six times.)
Should i go see him?
(and so...ya like silver huh? good! much warmer than gold in my opinion!)
Ooops forgot i named your cat Silverbeast just this minute...
answers to it already.
Silverbeast...Cat Of The North.
Nothing says love like an MC Hammer doll.
Oppositeoffaith, haha! Glad you liked my post.
Moose! Have fun in Vegas on V Day!!!
YGL, Silverbeast has a great ring to it! I fear he might get too warm if he comes to live with me. GZA is playing at a bar? That could be quite good. I would go! His album Pro Tools was really good - and Liquid Swords is classic.
Colin, you shouldn't have! Hahah, I wonder if Hammer still has that suit. That is one FLASHY Hammer! I can't remember if I had one - I might have just had New Kids on the Block dolls.