WHERE THE HOKEY POKEY "IS" WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT

I (mis)heard that!

Posted about 1 year ago
Blues Traveler currently reside in the "Where are they now" file, but travel back with me to 1995. Blues Traveler was a cross-format smash, and you couldn't turn around without hearing one of their songs: either "Run Around" or "Hook," both of which were irresistible pop rock gems. I kinda liked the whole meta-songwriting thing going on in "Hook": the whole first verse is about how he can put together a song that means nothing, but the hook will bring you, the listener back.But what I really liked about it was the way lead singer/harmonicist John Popper bravely dealt with the perils of his life-threatening weight. "See what you're doing to me, this MTV is not for free, this obesity is killing me so desperately I sing to thee of love..." Wow. I mean here's a guy at the bottom of a very deep hole singing about what amounts to a taboo subject in pop music.It crossed my mind to buy the album (this was before I heard "Run Around" so many times that it became like fingernails on a blackboard to me), but my friend beat me to it. "Hey," I said, upon spotting the CD at his house. "How is this?""It sucks," he said."Really?" I said. "But those two songs are so good.""You'll see," he said, as he popped the disc into the player. And he was right--the album consisted of two hit singles and a bunch of unlistenable sludge.This wasn't too much of a disappointment to me, since I hadn't bought the thing, but what was a disappointment was when I looked at the lyric sheet and found that my admiration for John Popper's courage was misplaced: the line he actually sang was "it's so PC it's killing me," which is not only not a brave statement about obesity, it's just dumb. Suddenly my appreciation for the song and the band plummeted.All of which is my long-winded way of asking you, just for fun, if you've ever had a similar experience, where you misheard a lyric in a way that was better than the actual lyric. I'm not talking about the "Scuse me while I kiss this guy" or "There's a bathroom on the right" or "She's got electric boobs" stuff, but lines you heard that you thought were so cool, only to find out it that what you thought you heard was way better than what you actually heard.

Comments (9)

  1. Misstee says I always thought the lyric from The Pretenders 'Back on the Chain Gang' was: "I found a picture of you, Would hat check my world at night." its really 'hijack'. I preferred my version which in my brain seemed to make more sense in the context of the song....but what do I know?
    Permalink posted 01/22/2008
  2. Lyrikhan says well i know one of my friends thought the Marshall Tucker song "Heard it in a Love Song" was "Purdy lil' love song" ....which i find quite hilarious whenever i hear it now
    Permalink posted 01/22/2008
  3. contrabandwidth says I always thought the chorus in Peter Gabriel's "Games Without Frontier's" (where the woman sings) sounded like "She's So Fucking A" of which I had as much clue to what that meant as to the actual french words that are sung. There was a comedian (or a few I'm sure) who had whole routines on this. The ones I remember most: Rolling Stones - "I don't wanna be your pizza burning" The Beatles "Michele, my belle, some day monkey play piano song, play piano song"
    Permalink posted 01/22/2008
  4. dermahrk says On McCartney's first single ??Maybe I'm Amazed??, I heard the lyric "Baby, I'm a man in the middle of something Daddy doesn't really understand" The admission of a father that he too was puzzled by the world I found poignant. That actual lyric is, of course "THAT HE doesn't really understand", which disappointed me.
    Permalink posted 01/23/2008
  5. Jonh Ingham says Continuing the McCartney vein, when he did 'Hi Hi Hi' the UK's moral guardian Mary Whitehouse went ballistic over the words, 'Gonna get you with my body-gun." The actual words were "Gonna get you with my polygon" because Macca couldn't think of a word to rhyme. In an interview he rightly praised Whitehouse's version and wished that he'd come up with it. Similarly, I remember an interview with Lou Reed way back in the early 70s before he started hating journalists, where the interviewer asked him about a Velvets song (forget which one) and what did Lou mean about the line "something something Tonkin Sea". Lou's reply was that he wrote no such thing but wouldn't say what the real words were because 'Tonkin Sea' was so much better.
    Permalink posted 01/23/2008
  6. HelenMarie says @*Contra* A comedian came up with that Rolling Stones line!? A friend told me she misheard those lyrics too... "I'd never leave your pizza burning" (or something), maybe she honestly thought it too, but I hope she didn't rip off the joke without giving credit! I'm infamous for hearing what I want to hear. But this makes me think of an Incubus song (over) played on the radio..._Wish You Were Here_ "I'm counting UFOs I signal them with my -lighter- *ladder* And in this moment I am happy...happy" I thought he was like...get me off of this crazy planet holding a ladder up to UFO's. Seems a tad more fun than signaling with a "lighter".
    Permalink posted 01/23/2008
  7. Lizziegreeneyes says Yeah Yeah Yeahs... Gold Lion Before I took note of the song title, I thought the lyrics were: "Gold lines gonna tell me where the light is" I am thinking, wow, that line is brilliant... the lines of light around a door when you go to sleep or the rays (lines) of light that come through the blinds... just killer imagery, I wonder what this song is called, I gotta make note of it... "*_Gold Lion_* gonna tell me where the light is" mine made more sense... (as I sulk off kicking at an imaginary pine cone or other smallish object) & with regards to Peter Gabriel's song... The correct lyrics it took me til college to figure out (I'd taken French since 4th grade)... *"Jeux sans frontieres"* (games w/o frontiers in French ;) dag the shame of it :) Grand post brendan ;) Passed your book Long Way Back to a friend & she's loving it :)
    Permalink posted 01/23/2008
  8. Bartleby says Now I can't remember any lyrics let alone the ones I've misheard. How sad is that? The first time I head "Walk On The Wild," I thought Lou sang: "And the call-girls go, doo doo doo, doo ..." while it was "coloured girls".
    Permalink posted 01/23/2008
  9. darmuzz says Just a few days ago I was reading the lyrics to Soft Cell's "Tainted Love, " which has a line, "Take my tears and that's not nearly all." I had always thought they sung, "Take my tears and that's not many." Changes the meaning of the whole song!
    Permalink posted 01/23/2008

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