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Further down the spiral (Fergie to place products)

Posted over 2 years ago
Well, I don't know who Fergie is, and somebody has probably already posted about this, and I'm really stepping out of my modus operandi here, but, you got to shake things up once in a while. So, "wwtdd":http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2511 reports that somebody else has reported that Fergie has signed a deal with some shoe outfit to actually include references to said company in her songs:God only knows why, but Candies has agreed to pay Fergie 4 million dollars to promote their shoes inside of her songs. Meaning this furry bitch will slip lyrics about shoes and shoe related products into her songs. The 32-year-old Black Eyed Peas singer, who has become the first star to agree to product placement in her songs, will write and perform tracks endorsing fashion company Candie's on her second solo album.An executive at Fergie's record label Interscope said: "With record sales in decline, you must find novel ways to make money out of the music. The trick is to make the brand part of the song so that it slips down easily rather than chokes the fan."Candie's will have no say over exactly what Fergie will sing, or when. Fergie does not sing jingles so it will have to work unobtrusively in the song."Fergie has also agreed to allow Candie's advisors to style fans at her shows.Now, I don't know about you, but I think this is pretty rad. It is high time that paid advertisements made their way into the songs instead of languishing in the seven minutes gaps between the three and a half minute songs. We may now, finally, be rid of the constant complaints from the radio listening public regarding the lack of ads on commercial radio. I may not have much to offer, but if nothing else I give at least my gratitude to both Fergie and Candie for taking this bold, but nonetheless long-overdue, first step.Oh, and in other celebrity news, don't miss "this":http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/?p=238

Comments (5)

  1. kristiana says Agh! So gross, Matt, haha. The chicken comparison really makes 10 times worse! "It's like the fucking girl guides out there!".....was that the line? This whole post is very obnoxious. Well done!
    Permalink posted 07/03/2007
  2. ivylander says The first item made me speechless, the second catatonic. Could we all please be allowed to go live in the jungle?
    Permalink posted 07/03/2007
  3. Rawkkiddoh says Its a sign of the times......nelly with air force ones, FOB with their ad placements....... what are artists going to do next to earn a buck
    Permalink posted 07/03/2007
  4. chucky says Fergie can sing about what ever she likes, because I'm not going to listen anyway. heh. As for the other, I wonder if her and Britney are related. They have a similar look about them...ew.
    Permalink posted 07/03/2007
  5. brand X says Kind of a ditto on that chucky, as far as the not listening to Fergie goes. Then again, I find the whole Fergie thing to be on a repulsive par with Miss Lohan's vagina/chicken carcass. I'm not as of yet familiar with the air force ones, but this did remind me of the whole FOB thing with axe that you posted about Rawk. It will probably be interesting to see how all of this plays out with MTV and Clear Channel, what with them not getting a cut of the ad revenue. Ivy, your disgust heartens me, but I think they are working on a pill for your condition, check out the upcoming Jay-Z album for more information. You see, kristiana, when I first stumbled on the page I saw linsey lohan = pre-fried chicken, then I saw the vag. It was comedy gold. Tortoise Brand Pot Cleaner Specially selected Pot Cleaner The best pot cleaner in the world is Specially selected Tortoise Brand
    Permalink posted 07/03/2007

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