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   Dale says This may well be the first recorded instance of a female becoming exponentially hotter by simply adding bass guitar.

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2. Anonymous says Tina Weymouth once described herself as the sort of woman who is attractive, but only to men who find 12-year-old boys attractive. Her words, not mine. Hell, she melts my shorts, too. Especially when she's singing "Genius of Love"! *"Genius of Love"*, _Stop Making Sense_ Version: *LOTS O' FUN, TOO: "Genius of Love"*, _Music Video_ Version: She also once said that her breasts are exactly the size and shape of champagne glasses (sans stems and bases, I presume). Now we're gettin' somewhere with the self-conscious comments, Tina Baby!! (_"You make me shiver! I feel so tender! We make a pretty good team!"_) As long as you're not implying that they also have exactly the same tactile properties as a champagne glass. ... I don't recall any of the male _members_ of Talking Heads making analogous comments, though I did once hear David Byrne exclaim: *"That marching band would never fit in my house!!"* Well, of course it wouldn't, David. Of course that silly old marching band would never fit in your house. We all know that, and we think you made a really good point there. Do you know what time it is David? It's... David. _David._ What did we say? What was our deal? That's right. 2 o'clock is medicine time, right? David? David, look at me. What do we do at 2 o'clock?

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   brand X says Someone once told me that "champagne glasses were modeled on Marie Antoinette's breasts":http://www.snopes.com/business/origins/champagne.asp.

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   brand X says The same person is responsible for my possession of this particular document:

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5. Anonymous says ... According to the diagram above, only the breasts of black women are susceptible to gravity. White women's breasts loft on the breeze like light pink rose petals released from the hand of a tiny, tiny cherub. Also, according to this diagram I have right here, white women shit vanilla ice cream and piss olde-fashioned homemade lemonade (not storebought).

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