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Limp Dick Blues

Posted about 4 years ago
Yahweh laid the smackdown on Onan because Onan was sending his load to the floor on the sly. The punishment was tough but fair, just as one would expect from the stuffy Old Testament. Onan had the last laugh, though, because although few can live up to Yahweh's lofty example, millions follow in Onan's footsteps every day. Onan, FTW!
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  1. sonical
    sonical says Not sure what the heck you're talking about but the tune is groovin'.
    Permalink posted 05/31/2008
  2. Petey Lapides
    Petey Lapides says "The death of Onan is among the few deaths caused by *??Yahweh??* that the Torah doesn't describe as being caused via an intermediary, such as plague or the Angel of Death." Also: Outside Seattle, two businesses share the same highway sign. Onan Shipping Limited and Geyser Plumbing. Point out the humor in this to your fellow passengers at your own risk.
    Permalink posted 05/31/2008
  3. brand X
    brand X says http://www.cumminsonanstore.com/
    Permalink posted 05/31/2008
  4. ivylander
    ivylander says Dorothy Parker named her parrot Onan because it kept spilling its seed.
    Permalink posted 05/31/2008
  5. Petey Lapides
    Petey Lapides says "millions follow in Onan's footsteps every day." Yes, and I wish he'd clean up after himself.
    Permalink posted 05/31/2008
  6. Bartleby
    Bartleby says There's a brand called Cummins Onan??? Seriously, some people have obviously not read the Bible. Speaking of sending one's load on the floor, I seem to recall that Toulouse Lautrec preferred to use his for his painting. (So did Salvador Dali) Great track too.
    Permalink posted 05/31/2008
  7. Sturgell
    Sturgell says I think they have pills and exercises for that, but the tune doesn't hurt.
    Permalink posted 05/31/2008
  8. brand X
    brand X says Ivy, I caught your comment on the way out the door this morning and shared it with my fellow millwrights when I got to work. I was a hit!
    Permalink posted 05/31/2008
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