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The following story is as long and unpleasant as the following dog is cute:(picture stolen from internet)Chao took me to play poker at his coworker's house, and on the way home he declared that he wanted to get a beer. It was nearly one in the morning, so we just went to the bar next to my apartment. We got a couple beers and went out to the patio so that Chao could smoke a cigarette. We sto...
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Short of wearing a helmet, the sure-firingest -not to mention the rootin' tootinest- way to make things less dangerous is to turn the lights off. You might miss some details, like those three tattoos, but we all know that the devil resides amongst the details anyway, so turning out the lights is kind of like spooning with the lord, and I can't think of a safer place than that.
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One of the sad facts of moving house is that neighbors will often not recognize misanthropy until it literally smashes them upside the head with the blunt force of a mostly empty gin bottle. If you are anything like me, your gin bottles are ensconced in knickknacks and baubles meant to invoke the spirit and goodwill of lords and creators; cruciform baubles of lavender scent that juxtapose poor...
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