New Year's Moggesolutions
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2007 was a hell of a year, that's a fact. So many memories flashing before my eyes... I don't even know if it's tears of joy I'm shedding right now.Oh well... First of all, I want to thank you all for this terrific year well spent on MOG – you had to make this so damn addictive, hadn’t you? – oh… such a wonderful community.Secondly, I'd like to apologize for any inconvenience – especially to all those moggers that didn't find decent "bloodtea":http://www.mog.com/bloodtea 's FF posts with all those damn sexy ladies...oh, and those comments stuffed with nonsense, preposterous shit and dirty words.HEYwait a minute... *I don't regret that!*...just find a way to forgive me for all I’ve (not) done, and we're cool.So... as a normal person I should make a list of things I intend doing next year, such as _quit smoking_, _learn something new_, _get organized_, _spend more time with family and friends_ or _fit in fitness_.. I *should*, but hey… The hell with who told you I was normal!
Anyway, here’s a list – or should I say _THE LIST_ – of what I have in mind for 2008, in order to improve myself as a human being – if such can be achieved –, but mostly as a mogger (oh my... what a cheeky egocentric son-of-a-mogwitch I’ve become):001# grow up (12 inches, please);002# buy a new pair of boots or make someone buy them for me;003# go to Emir Kusturica & the No Smoking Orchestra’s show, this January, and write an extensive review about it;004# get married to some stinky rich old guy and stab him on his back (or give him a heart attack with a lap dance), just because I wouldn’t mind buying a Continuun Caliburn turntable and a freakin big old mansion;005# visit the U.S. – someone promised me a party and I might’ve promised my cousin a bottle of port wine... might’ve...;006# reduce to half the “Movies I must watchâ€, “Books I must read†and “Music I must listen†piles;007# change my alarm clock’s radio station – sick and tired of waking up to an irritating voice, and their playlists suck!008# never lead kids into plays again – had my lesson this year;009# go to The Cure’s show;010# buy Nick Cave’s _Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!_ the minute it comes out;011# stop going to bed at 4AM when I hate to get out of it at 7AM – I’ll only be resting for 3 hours and the bed’s a bit hard to make... and I’m lazy;012# get rid of all those posters I’ve got on my walls since I was a rebellious 12 year-old-girl (except Mike Patton’s, Fantômas’, Mike Patton’s, GYBE’s, The Clash’s and Mike Patton’s), oh... and get some new matching curtains;013# get rid of that dead man that’s been under my bed for a month – started to stink last week, and Che gets all funky and barks every time he gets near my room – naa... Just checking if you’re still reading this –;014# oh oh oh... and I MUST go to Rage Against The Machine’s show – I’ve been dying to meet Mr. de la Rocha... yeah, when I was younger he was my heroe;015# stop boring people with stuff that no one cares about – _â€Oh great... Your New Year’s moggesolutions, how wonderful, NOT. Now, hit the road, punk!â€_ – and especially try to be a bit nicer – no nut-kicking, no mocking around, no sarcasm, no nothing... hey, I’m not liking the way this thing’s going – I’ll be destroyed!;016# be acquaintance with Jeff Buckley (that was already on my list in 2004, but since I hadn’t the chance to do that in all these years... I feel lucky this time);017# learn to shut the fuck up – now this would be something new to learn;018# get a MOG bumper-sticker;019# get a life and some new headphones;020# oh... and keep on moggin’!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!^oh.. and+021# attend the MOG meeting in London!+^
Anyway, here’s a list – or should I say _THE LIST_ – of what I have in mind for 2008, in order to improve myself as a human being – if such can be achieved –, but mostly as a mogger (oh my... what a cheeky egocentric son-of-a-mogwitch I’ve become):001# grow up (12 inches, please);002# buy a new pair of boots or make someone buy them for me;003# go to Emir Kusturica & the No Smoking Orchestra’s show, this January, and write an extensive review about it;004# get married to some stinky rich old guy and stab him on his back (or give him a heart attack with a lap dance), just because I wouldn’t mind buying a Continuun Caliburn turntable and a freakin big old mansion;005# visit the U.S. – someone promised me a party and I might’ve promised my cousin a bottle of port wine... might’ve...;006# reduce to half the “Movies I must watchâ€, “Books I must read†and “Music I must listen†piles;007# change my alarm clock’s radio station – sick and tired of waking up to an irritating voice, and their playlists suck!008# never lead kids into plays again – had my lesson this year;009# go to The Cure’s show;010# buy Nick Cave’s _Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!_ the minute it comes out;011# stop going to bed at 4AM when I hate to get out of it at 7AM – I’ll only be resting for 3 hours and the bed’s a bit hard to make... and I’m lazy;012# get rid of all those posters I’ve got on my walls since I was a rebellious 12 year-old-girl (except Mike Patton’s, Fantômas’, Mike Patton’s, GYBE’s, The Clash’s and Mike Patton’s), oh... and get some new matching curtains;013# get rid of that dead man that’s been under my bed for a month – started to stink last week, and Che gets all funky and barks every time he gets near my room – naa... Just checking if you’re still reading this –;014# oh oh oh... and I MUST go to Rage Against The Machine’s show – I’ve been dying to meet Mr. de la Rocha... yeah, when I was younger he was my heroe;015# stop boring people with stuff that no one cares about – _â€Oh great... Your New Year’s moggesolutions, how wonderful, NOT. Now, hit the road, punk!â€_ – and especially try to be a bit nicer – no nut-kicking, no mocking around, no sarcasm, no nothing... hey, I’m not liking the way this thing’s going – I’ll be destroyed!;016# be acquaintance with Jeff Buckley (that was already on my list in 2004, but since I hadn’t the chance to do that in all these years... I feel lucky this time);017# learn to shut the fuck up – now this would be something new to learn;018# get a MOG bumper-sticker;019# get a life and some new headphones;020# oh... and keep on moggin’!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!^oh.. and+021# attend the MOG meeting in London!+^
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