What’s a commodity that can hold its market value and reliably generate profit even in an adverse economic climate?  The obvious answer would have to be “Kevin Federline,” right?  And yet, now word comes out that even that man who gave this world “PopoZao” is struggling in these economically trying times.  Actually, he’s straight-up broke. 

According to the National Enquirer:

Kevin was renting a $7,500-a-month, five-bedroom home in Tarzana, Calif., that he shared with his sons, their nanny, Kevin’s girlfriend Victoria Prince, brother Chris Federline, best friend Jimmy Federico and a few part-time bodyguards. Kevin’s food bill is more than $2,000 a month. He claims he needs to have the boys, Sean, 3, and Jayden, 2 , on a special diet because they are picky eaters and suffer from allergies. He always has a fully stocked bar with top-shelf liquors, which cost him an average of $500-$800 a month. Utilities run $1,500, the nanny’s monthly salary is $2,800, and the bodyguards get $3,000 a month, added the source.

His $500,000 divorce settlement magically flew away like the sacred and mythical Phoenix, hued in orange and red.

Also, “a few part-time bodyguards?”  I’m sure that looks great on the resume: “Member, Kevin Federline’s entourage (2005 – present).”

Source: Celebslam.