In recognition of the opening of the major motion picture The Day the Earth Stood Still , a special guest, Klaatu , has entered the Halls of Rock to pose 5 questions for earthlings. These questions can only be answered after listening to the following songs.

Klaatu, "Calling Occupants (of Interplanetary Life)"

Question 1: If this was supposed to be The Beatles , who was supposed to have been singing lead, an infant Carl Newman ?

Klaatu, "California Jam"

Question 2: If "California Jam" had appeared on any of those post-Brian Wilson breakdown albums that the brave pop fans among you can stomach, would it have been considered a "triumph of the post-Pet Sounds era?"

Klaatu, "Anus of Uranus"

Question 3: Is the above song's title worthy of the world-renowned standards of "Canadian humor?"

Klaatu, "Sub-Rosa Subway"

Question 4: For you , does the sound of the bass at the beginning of "Sub-Rosa Subway" nearly single-handedly justify the entire song's existence?

Klaatu, "Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III">

Question 5: If you were casting the major motion picture version of Klaatu's 3:47 EST album on behalf of Robert Stigwood - and death was not a factor - who would you cast in the role of Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III (remember, appropriate singing ability should be considered)?

On behalf of Klaatu, thank you, earthlings.