Last Man Standing: Artists People Might Have Liked More If They Were Ka-Raaay-Zeeeee (a...

We once examined artists Artists People Might Like More If They Were Ka-Raaay-Zeeeee . Today, let's discuss artists who may have benefitted from a ka-raaay-zeeeee band member and at least one artist who tried to raise his band's profile with this angle but could not capitalize on the fact.

To kick things off, I believe The Zombies would have been loved and studied by more than Ken doll -smooth rock nerds if they'd had a ka-raaay-zeeeee band member.

Among failed attempts at playing the ka-raaay-zeeee angle, I'd start with Andy Partridge and XTC. He's worked hard over the years at pumping up his legacy with "English Eccentric" details that go beyond his irrational fear of performing live, such as stories of his comic books, toy trains, war games, teenage antidepressant therapy, and penchant for masturbation. I'd guess these efforts have been for naught. They keep some of the Chalkhills crowd stokes, but rock lovers either dig XTC or they don't. Have you ever met some asshole who says, "I've been getting into XTC, maaaannnnn . That Partridge guy is whack!"