Talented Rock Artist You'd Most Like to Give a Wedgie

Mention, yesterday, of Jonathan Richman 's disregard for the great Modern Lovers album that John Cale produced made me think of this most juvenile thread: What talented rock artist would you most like to give a wedgie? For me it's Richman. Once he ditched the straight-edge VU sound of his early recordings and got into all that cutsie thumb-sucking music, I'm ready to yank up his briefs and see if I can't get the elastic up to his shoulders. How about you? I know most of you are a lot nicer than I am, but what talented rock artist would you most like to give a wedgie? (It's gotta be someone who's produced a record or two that you love and at one time put a lot of stock in - not some band like Journey , unless you ever loved anything by them and are willing to admit that.)